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TITLE HISTORIES
Champion/Defeated Date Location / Finish
World Title (WWE RAW TITLE/Former WCW TITLE)
Ric Flair Dusty Rhodes
9/17/81
Kansas City, MO
Harley Race Ric Flair
11/24/83
Starrcade A Flare for the Gold This was a steel cage match; Flair won with a crossbody off the top.
Ric Flair Harley Race
3/24/84
Kallang, Singapore; Neither of these title changes overseas were recognized on television.
Kerry Von Erich Ric Flair
5/6/84
Irving, TX; 1st Annual David Von Erich Memorial Parade of Champions; Von Erich won the title with a backslide; This bout was voted Match of the Year by the readers of PWI.
Ric Flair Kerry Von Erich
5/24/84
Yokosuka City, Japan; This was a Best 2 out of 3 Falls match; Each man traded the first two falls with their respective submission holds (Von Erich - the claw, Flair - the figure-4) before Flair won the 3rd fall by rolling through on a roll up from the champion.
Dusty Rhodes Ric Flair
7/26/86
Greensboro, NC; Great American Bash 86 Tour; This was a steel cage match.
Ric Flair Dusty Rhodes
8/9/86
St. Louis, MO; Kiel Auditorium
Ron Garvin Ric Flair
9/25/87
Detroit, MN; This was a steel cage match; Garvin won with a sunset flip off the top rope.
Ric Flair Ron Garvin
11/27/87
Chicago, IL; Starrcade 87; This was a steel cage match; Flair won after sending Garvin face-first into the steel fence; This took place the same day as the WWF first Survivor Series.
Ricky Steamboat Ric Flair
2/20/89
Chicago, IL; Chi-Town Rumble 89; Steamboat won by blocking the figure-4 into an inside cradle.
Ric Flair Ricky Steamboat
5/7/89
Nashville, TN; Music City Showdown; Flair regained the title by blocking a slam into an inside cradle; After the match he was brutally attacked by Terry Funk, suffering a piledriver onto the commentary table.
Sting Ric Flair
7/7/90
Baltimore, MD; Great American Bash 90; Sting won by blocking the figure-4 into an inside cradle; Ole Anderson was handcuffed to El Gigante during the match; Sting is known as the last NWA title holder and the first WCW title holder during this reign.
Ric Flair Sting
1/11/91
East Rutherford, NJ; House Show; Flair regained the title with his feet on the ropes; Flair lost a controversial bout to IWGP Champion Tatsumi Fujinami on 3/21/91 in Tokyo but the belt remained with the champion; He eventually won a rematch between the two on 5/19/91.
Lex Luger Barry Windham
7/14/91
Baltimore, MD; Great American Bash 91; This was a steel cage match; Luger was to have met Flair for the title but the champion was fired from WCW and immediately joined the WWF; This match between the two top contenders would determine the new champion; Luger won with a piledriver and was led backstage by Harley Race and Mr. Hughes, foreshadowing a heel turn.
Sting Lex Luger
2/29/92
Milwaukee, MI; SuperBrawl II; Sting won with a crossbody off the top; Luger left WCW shortly thereafter.
Big Van Vader Sting
7/12/92
Albany, GA; Great American Bash 92; Vader won with the powerbomb after Sting hit his head on the steel ring post.
Ron Simmons Vader
8/2/92
Baltimore, MD; Great American Bash 92 Tour; Sting was to have met Vader in a rematch but was attacked earlier in the night by Jake Ãthe Snake Roberts; Simmons was chosen at random to challenge Vader and won the title with a surprise powerslam.
Big Van Vader Ron Simmons
12/30/92
Baltimore, MD; House Show; Vader won the title with a shoulder breaker onto the already injured shoulder of the champion.
Sting Big Van Vader
3/11/93
London, England; House Show; Sting won with a powerslam off the top rope.
Big Van Vader Sting
3/17/93
Dublin, Irleand; House Show; Vader regained the title with the powerbomb after Sting hit his head on the ring post.
Ric Flair Big Van Vader
12/27/93
Starrcade 93; Flair put his career on the line against Vader's title in this bout; Flair scored the pin by clipping the champion in the back of the knee and rolling him up; The title was vacated following a controversial title defense against Ricky Steamboat on 4/17/94; Flair won the rematch shortly thereafter
Hulk Hogan Ric Flair
7/17/94
Bash at the Beach 94; Hogan, with Mr. T in his corner, won the match with a legdrop; Shaquille O'Neal presented Hogan with the belt following the match; The belt was later vacated following a controversial title defense against The Giant on 10/29/95.
Randy SavageVacated
11/26/95
Norfolk, VA; World War III 95; Savage won the vacant title in the three-ring, 60-man battle royal that would determine the new champion; Savage last eliminated the One Man Gang but Hulk Hogan went out between the ropes and was thus never really eliminated.
Ric Flair Randy Savage
12/27/95
Nashville, TN; Starrcade 95; Flair won the right to face Savage by defeating Sting and Lex Luger in a triangle match earlier in the night; Flair captured the title after outside interference from the Horsemen (Arn Anderson, Brian Pillman, and Chris Benoit).
Randy Savage Ric Flair
1/22/96
Las Vegas, NV;WCW Monday Nitro; Savage won with the flying elbowsmash in a match that saw interference from both Arn Anderson and Hulk Hogan.
Ric FlairRandy Savage
2/11/96
St. Petersburg, FL; SuperBrawl VI; This was a steel cage match; Flair won after Miss Elizabeth hit Savage in the eye with her high heel shoe.
The Giant
Ric Flair
4/22/96
Albany, GA; WCW Monday Nitro; Giant won by locking a choke onto Flair, thus breaking the figure-4, and chokeslamming the champion.
Hollywood Hogan The Giant
8/10/96
Hog Wild; Hogan won after outside interference from Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, finishing off by hitting the champion in the head with the title belt; After the match, he and The Outsiders attacked longtime Hogan friend Brutus Beefcake.
Lex Luger Hollywood Hogan
8/4/97
Auburn Hills, MI; WCW Monday Nitro; This was the 100th episode of Nitro; Luger won with the Torture Rack after fending off outside interference from the New World Order.
Hollywood HoganLex Luger
8/9/97
Sturgis, SD; Road Wild 97; Hogan won this rematch with the legdrop after a fake Sting came ringside and hit Luger with a baseball bat.
Sting Hollywood Hogan
12/28/97 Washington, DC; Starrcade 97; Sting won the match with the Scorpion Deathlock; Hogan originally won the match with the legdrop but Bret Hart intervened before the bell could be rung, knocking out referee Nick Patrick and taking over as the ref; The title was vacated following a controversial rematch on 12/29/97.
Sting Hollywood Hogan 2/28/98 San Francisco, CA; SuperBrawl VIII; This bout would finally determine which man would be the champion; Sting won after Randy Savage interfered and attacked Hogan.
Randy Savage Sting 4/19/98 Denver, CO; Spring Stampede 98; This was a No DQ match; Savage won after Kevin Nash interfered and powerbombed the champion.
Hollywood Hogan Randy Savage 4/20/98 Colorodo Springs, CO; WCW Monday Nitro; Hogan regained the title after Bret Hart ran into the ring, nailed Kevin Nash with the title belt, and placed an unconscious Hogan on top of an unconscious Savage.
Bill Goldberg Hollywood Hogan 7/6/98 Atlanta, GA;
WCW Monday Nitro; Goldberg was the reigning United States champion at the time of the bout and defeated Scott Hall earlier in the night to earn the title shot; He won the match with the Spear and Jackhammer, while Diamond Dallas Page and Karl Malone dealt with Curt Hennig on the floor.
kevin Nash Bill Goldberg 12/27/98 Washtington, DC; Starrcade 98; Kevin Nash earned the right to this title shot by winning the previous month’s World War III battle royal; Nash won the title and ended Goldbergs undefeated streak with the powerbomb after Scott Hall used a tazer on the champion.
Hollywood Hogan Kevin Nash 1/4/99 Atlanta, GA;WCW Monday Nitro; Nash was to have met Goldberg in a rematch but the challenger was arrested earlier in the night; Hogan stepped in as the surprise challenger and beat Nash by pushing him with his finger; It was soon revealed that Nash and Hogan were working together and this night saw the rebirth of the New World Order.
Ric Flair Hollywood Hogan 3/14/99 Louisville, KY; Uncensored 99; This was a First Blood steel cage match in which Flairs career, Hogans title, and Eric Bischoffs power were on the line; Flair eventually won the match via pinfall after hitting Hogan with a crowbar given to him by Arn Anderson - even though pinfalls were not originally allowed in the match; Flair bled throughout the match but the referee never motioned to stop the bout; This match also featured the heel turn of Flair and the face turn of Hogan.
DDP Ric Flair 4/11/99 Tacoma, WA; Spring Stampede ’99; This was a 4-way match also including Hollywood Hogan and Sting; Randy Savage, the guest referee, brutally attacked Flair - allowing Page to hit the Diamond Cutter and score the easy pin; Hogan was stretchered out of the ring after having his knee injured by DDP halfway through the battle.
Sting DDP 4/26/99 Fargo, ND; WCW Monday Nitro; Sting won following the Scorpion Death Drop.
DDP Kevin Nash 4/26/99 Fargo, ND; WCW Monday Nitro; This was a 4-way match also involving Sting and Bill Goldberg.
Kevin Nash DDP 5/9/99 St. Louis, MO; Slamboree 99 Nash regained the title with the powerbomb.
Randy Savage Kevin Nash 7/11/99 Sunrise, FL; Bash at the Beach 99; This was a tag team 4-way match also including Sid Vicious and Sting; Savage won with the flying elbowsmash.
Hollywood Hogan Randy Savage 7/12/99 Jacksonville, FL; WCW Monday Nitro; Hogan won thanks to the help of Kevin Nash.
Sting Hollywood Hogan 9/12/99 Winston-Salem, NC; Fall Brawl 99; Sting won by using his baseball bat as a weapon; The title was later held up following a match against Bill Goldberg on 10/24/99 in which Goldberg won but Sting never accepted that the bout would be for the title.
Bret Hart Chris Benoit 11/21/99 Toronto, Ontario; Mayhem 99; This was the final bout in a 16-person tournament to determine the new champion; Hart won the match with the Sharpshooter; Hart had defeated Sting earlier in the night in a semi-final bout while Benoit beat Jeff Jarrett; The title was later held up following a title defense against Bill Goldberg on 12/19/99.
Bret Hart Bill Goldberg 12/20/99 Baltimore, MD; WCW Monday Nitro; Hart won this rematch via pinfall after The Outsiders attacked Goldberg with baseball bats; Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Jeff Jarrett, and Hart formed the New World Order 2000 after the match; Hart was later stripped of the title on 1/16/00 due to a head injury which eventually ended his career.
Chris Benoit Sid Vicious 1/16/00 Cincinnatti, OH; Souled Out 00; Vicious was to have met Hart for the title but, due to Harts injury, Benoit was brought in as a substitution; Arn Anderson served as guest referee and had the match stopped when Vicious tapped out to Benoits Crippler Crossface - even though Vicious leg was underneath the ring ropes; Benoit left for the WWF the following day and was stripped of the title.
Sid Vicious Vacated 1/17/00 WCW Monday Nitro; Arn Anderson officially reversed his decision from the previous night since Vicious leg was under the ropes.
Sid Vicious Kevin Nash 1/24/00 Los Angeles, CA; WCW Thunder; Nash ordered this match to take place since Vicious did not defeat the proper Harris before beating Nash the night prior; Vicious was stripped of the title on 4/10/00 as Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff vacated all the championships.
Sid Vicious Kevin Nash 1/25/00 Las Vegas, NV; WCW Thunder; Nash ordered this match to take place since Vicious did not defeat the proper Harris before beating Nash the night prior; Vicious was stripped of the title on 4/10/00 as Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff vacated all the championships.
Jeff Jarrett DDP 4/16/00 Chicago, IL; Spring Stampede 00; These men earned the right to battle for the vacant title after Page defeated Lex Luger and Jarrett defeated Curt Hennig; Jarrett won after Kimberly Page turned on her husband.
DDP Jeff Jarrett 4/24/00 Rochester, NY; WCW Monday Nitro; Page won with the help of Chris Kanyon.
David Arquette Eric Bischoff 4/25/00 Syracuse, NY; WCW Thunder; This was a tag team bout pitting Arquette and DDP against Bischoff and Jarrett - whoever gained the pinfall won the title; Arquette got the pin with a spear.
Jeff Jarret DDP 5/7/00 Slamboree 00; This was a three-tiered cage match also involving David Arquette; Jarrett won thanks to Arquette turning on his friend Page; Chris Kanyon was tossed from the top of the cage through the rampway by Mike Awesome after the match.
Ric Flair Jeff Jarrett 5/15/00 Biloxi, MS; WCW Monday Nitro
Jeff Jarrett Vacated 5/22/00 Grand Rapids, MI; WCW Monday Nitro; Jarrett was awarded the title by Vince Russo following Flairs collapse during a previous broadcast.
Kevin Nash Jeff Jarrett 5/23/00 Saginaw, MI; WCW Thunder; This was a 3-way bout also involving U.S. Champion Scott Steiner.
Ric Flair N/A 5/29/00 Salt Lake City, UT; WCW Monday Nitro; Nash gave the title back to Flair since Flair never lost it in the ring and had it wrongfully taken from him.
Jeff Jarrett Ric Flair 5/29/00 Salt Lake City, UT; WCW Monday Nitro
Booker T Jeff Jarrett 7/9/00 Fort Lauderdale, FL; Bash at the Beach 00; Jarrett was to have met Hulk Hogan but Vince Russo scraped the match, gave Hogan a consolation title belt, and put the title up for grabs between these two men; Booker won with the Bookend.
Kevin Nash Booker T. 8/28/00 Las Cruses, NM; WCW Monday Nitro
Booker T Kevin Nash 9/17/00 Buffalo, NY; Fall Brawl 00; This was a caged heat match; Booker regained the title with the Bookend.
Vince Russo Booker T 9/25/00 Long Island, NY; WCW Monday Nitro; This was a cage match; Russo won by being speared out of the cage by Goldberg; The title was vacated a week after; The concussion Russo suffered during this match permanently kept him off WCW TV and out of the booking committee.
Booker T Jeff Jarrett 10/2/00 San Francisco, CA; WCW Monday Nitro; This was a 49ers match in which boxes would cover items held on poles on each four turnbuckles - three items would be weapons and the other would be the title belt.
Scott Steiner Booker T 11/26/00 Milwaukee, MI; Mayhem 00; This was a caged heat match in which a straight jacket could be used as a weapon; Steiner won with the Steiner Recliner.
Booker T Scott Steiner 3/26/01 Panama City Beach, FL; WCW Monday Nitro; This was the last episode of Nitro after the WWF purchased WCW days prior; Booker T was the reigning United States champion going into the battle; He regained the title with the Bookend.
Kurt Angle Booker T WWF Raw is War
Booker T Kurt Angle WWF Raw is War
The Rock Booker T San Jose, CA; Summerslam, '01
Chris Jericho The Rock No Mercy'01
The Rock Chris Jericho WWF Raw is War
Chris Jericho The Rock 12/29/01 San Diego, CA; Vengeance; This was a first round match in a one-night tournament to crown the first ever undisputed heavyweight champion; Jericho won due to interference from Vince McMahon; Later in the night, Jericho defeated WWF World Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin to unify the championship titles. (Both belts were combined to make Undisputed Title making the WCW World Title now defunct)
Triple H ----- 9/2/02 Milwaukee, WI; WWE RAW; After it was announced Brock Lesnar would be exclusive to SmackDown as the Undisputed Champion, Eric Bischoff thought RAW deserved a champion of its own. Bischoff then introduced Triple H as the new World Heavyweight Champion, handing him the belt without having to earn it. This now makes the former WCW World Title active again for the RAW brand simply known as the "World Title."
Shawn Michaels Triple H 11/17/02 New York City, NY; WWE Survivor Series; Triple H was forced to defend his World Heavyweight Title in a newly invented Elimination Chamber Match which included challengers Rob Van Dam, Booker T, Kane, Chris Jericho and the return of "HBK" Shawn Michaels. In the end, Shawn Michaels was able to do the unthinkable and pin Triple H 1, 2, 3 to become the new World Heavyweight Champion in 2002, making Michaels a World Champion for the first time since 1998.
Triple H Shawn Michaels 12/15/02 Fort Lauderdale, FL; WWE Armageddon; Following the win by Shawn Michaels in the Elimination Chamber at the Survivor Series, the tension between Triple H and Shawn Michaels grew. Eric Bischoff announced that HBK would defend the World Heavyweight Title against Triple H in a Best of Three Falls Match. In the end, Triple H won the first fall (Street Fight), Shawn Michaels won the second fall (Steel Cage Match) and Triple H won the third fall (Ladder Match) to become the new World Heavyweight Champion.
WWE TITLE (SMACKDOWN BRAND)
Champion Defeated Date Location / Finish
Buddy Rogers N/A 4/63 Rio de Janiero, Brazil; Rogers won a fictious tournament for the championship; Rogers was awarded the title because of his controversial NWA title loss to Lou Thez in Toronto on 1/24; The belt is referred to as the WWWF World Title at this point
Bruno Sammartino Buddy Rogers 5/17/63 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden; Sammartino won the title following a dropkick, backbreaker, and bear hug; Sammartino lost to Ray Stevens on 7/15/67 in San Francisco via count-out but the title change is never officially recognized
Ivan Koloff Bruno Sammartino 1/18/71 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden; Koloff won the title with a knee drop off the top rope
Pedro Morales Ivan Koloff 2/8/71 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden
Stan Stasiak Pedro Morales 12/1/73 Philadelphia, PA; Morales pinned himself after back suplexing Stasiak; Stasiak lifted his shoulder during the pin but Morales had his down for the 3-count
Bruno Sammartino Stan Stasiak 12/10/73 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden
Superstar Billy Graham Bruno Sammartino 4/30/77 Baltimore, MD
Bob Backlund Superstar Billy Graham 2/20/78 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden; Backlund won the match even though Graham's foot was on the bottom rope during the pin
Antonio Inoki Bob Backlund 11/30/79 Tokoshima, Japan; This title loss was not recognized in the U.S.
Bob Backlund Antonio Inoki 12/6/79 Tokyo, Japan
Bob Backlund Bobby Duncum 12/12/79 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden; The title was vacated following the 12/6/79 match in Tokyo because of Tiger Jeet Singh's outside interference
Bob Backlund Greg Valentine 11/23/81 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden; The title was held up following a earlier match between the two on 10/19/81 in which the dazed referee gave Valentine the title belt after Valentine lost a fall to Backlund
The Iron Sheik Bob Backlund 12/26/83 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden; Iron Sheik won the title when Backlund's manager Arnold Skaaland threw in the towel while Backlund was in the Camel Clutch; The champion entered the match with an already injured back
Hulk Hogan The Iron Sheik 1/23/84 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden; Hogan won the title following the legdrop
Andre the Giant Hulk Hogan 2/5/88 Indianapolis, IN; Market Square Arena; The Main Event; According to storyline, Ted Dibiase had paid for someone to have plastic surgery so they could look like referee Earl Hebner and officiate the match (Dave Hebner played that role); The referee made a 3-count on Hogan when his shoulder was up at the 1 count; After the match, Andre sold the title to Ted Dibiase; President Jack Tunney stripped Andre of the title and ordered a 14-man tournament to be held to crown the new champion
Randy Savage Ted Dibiase 3/27/88 Atlantic City, NJ; Trump Plaza; WrestleMania IV; Savage won the tournament for the vacant title by last defeating Ted Dibiase with the flying elbow drop after Hulk Hogan interfered; Savage had previously defeated Butch Reed, Greg Valentine, and One Man Gang prior to the final bout
Hulk Hogan Randy Savage 4/2/89 Atlantic City, NJ; Trump Plaza; WrestleMania V; Hogan won following the leg drop
The Ultimate Warrior Hulk Hogan 4/1/90 Toronto, ON; Skydome; WrestleMania VI; This was a title for title match where both Warrior's IC belt and Hogan's world belt were on the line; Warrior scored the pin with a splash after Hogan missed his leg drop; Warrior vacated the IC title shortly after the match
Sgt. Slaughter The Ultimate Warrior 1/19/91 Miami, FL; Miami Arena; Royal Rumble 91; Slaughter won the match following a elbow drop after Randy Savage interfered and smashed his sceptor over the Warrior's head
Hulk Hogan Sgt. Slaughter 3/24/91 Los Angeles, CA; Sports Arena; WrestleMania VII; Hogan won following the leg drop
The Undertaker Hulk Hogan 11/27/91 Detroit, MI; Joe Louis Arena; Survivor Series 91; Undertaker won the match following a Tombstone piledriver onto a chair that was placed in the ring by Ric Flair
Hulk Hogan The Undertaker 12/3/91 San Antonio, TX; Freeman Coliseum; Tuesday in Texas; Hogan won with a roll up after blinding the Undertaker with the ashes that were in the urn; President Jack Tunney declared the title vacant because of the controversial nature of the past two title changes and held the belt up for the winner of the 1992 Royal Rumble
Ric Flair Sid Justice 1/19/92 Albany, NY; Knickerbocker Arena; Royal Rumble 92; Flair won the vacant title by last eliminating Sid Justice from the 30-man Royal Rumble; Flair drew #3 in the match and lasted over an hour
Randy Savage Ric Flair 4/5/92 Indianapolis, IN; Hoosier Dome; WrestleMania VIII; Savage won with a roll up and held the tights during the pin
Ric Flair Randy Savage 9/1/92 Hershey, PA; Hershey Park Arena; This match occured at a TV taping and was shown on Prime Time Wrestling about a week later; Flair regained the title by pinning Savage with the figure-4 after Razor Ramon interfered; Savage entered the match with an injured leg after the attack Flair and Mr. Perfect gave him at Summer Slam in London
Bret Hart Ric Flair 10/12/92 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan; This match occured at an untelevised event but was released on home video; Hart won the match with the Sharpshooter after a superplex
Yokozuna Bret Hart 4/4/93 Las Vegas, NV; Caesar's Palace; WrestleMania IX; Yokozuna won the match via pinfall after Mr. Fuji threw salt in Hart's eyes as he had the challenger in the Sharpshooter
Hulk Hogan Yokozuna 4/4/93 Las Vegas, NV; Caesar's Palace; WrestleMania IX; Hogan was challenged by Mr. Fuji immediately after the title match; Fuji accidently threw salt in Yokozuna's eyes and a leg drop ended the match for Hogan
Yokozuna Hulk Hogan 6/13/93 Dayton, OH; Nutter Center; King of the Ring 93; Yokozuna regained the title with a leg drop after a photographer (Harvey Wippleman in disguise) got on the ring apron and shot a fireball into Hogan's eyes
Bret Hart Yokozuna 3/20/94 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden; WrestleMania X; Hart scored the pin on Yokozuna after the champion lost his balance and fell backwards onto his head while attempting the Bonzai Drop; Yokozuna had defended the title earlier in the night against Lex Luger while Hart had faced his brother Owen; Roddy Piper was the guest referee for this match
Bob Backlund Bret Hart 11/23/94 San Antonio, TX; Freeman Coliseum; Survivor Series 94; This was a match in which each wrestler's corner man (Davey Boy Smith for the champion and Owen Hart for the challenger) must throw in the towel for the match to end; During the match, Smith was knocked unconcious and Owen Hart convinced his mother, Helen, to throw in the towel after the champion had been locked in the Cross Face Chicken Wing for nearly 10 minutes
Diesel Bob Backlund 11/23/94 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden; This match occured at an untelevised event; Diesel pinned Backlund at the 8 second mark after a kick to the midsection and a powerbomb; Backlund's original opponent, Bret Hart, was injured and unable to compete - therefore President Jack Tunney declared Diesel the #1 contender due to his showing at the Survivor Series
Bret Hart Diesel 11/19/95 Landover, MD; USAir Arena; Survivor Series 95; This was a No DQ, No Count Out, There Must be a Winner match; Hart won with an inside cradle after Diesel had him ready for the powerbomb but let go
Shawn Michaels Bret Hart 3/31/96 Anaheim, CA; Arrowhead Pond; WrestleMania XII; This was a 60-minute Ironman match; The end result after the 60 minutes had elapsed was 0-0 therefore President Gorilla Monsoon ordered a sudden death round; Michaels won after two superkicks
Psycho Sid Shawn Michaels 11/17/96 New York City, NY; Madison Square Garden; Survivor Series 96; Sid won after hitting Michaels over the back with a WWF video camera and then powerbombing him
Shawn Michaels Psycho Sid 1/19/97 San Antonio, TX; Alamo Dome; Royal Rumble 97; Michaels won with the superkick after hitting Sid with a WWF video camera; The title was declared vacant on 2/13/97 due to injury
Bret Hart The Undertaker 2/16/97 Chatanooga, TN; UTC Arena; In Your House 'Final Four'; This was a four-way match between Steve Austin, Bret Hart, Vader, and the Undertaker to determine the new champion; These were the last four men in the ring at the Royal Rumble and Austin had eliminated the other men illegally; Earlier eliminations in the match saw Hart throw Austin over the top to the floor and the Undertaker do the same to Vader; Hart clotheslined Undertaker to the floor after outside interference from Steve Austin distracted the Undertaker
Psycho Sid Bret Hart 2/17/97 Nashville, TN; Nashville Arena; Raw is War; Sid won with the powerbomb after Steve Austin interfered and hit Hart over the head with a chair as Hart had Sid in the Sharpshooter
The Undertaker Psycho Sid 3/23/97 Rosemont, IL; Rosemont Horizon; WrestleMania XIII; The Undertaker won the title with the Tombstone after Bret Hart interfered
Bret Hart The Undertaker 8/3/97 East Rutherford, NJ; Continental Airlines Arena; Summer Slam 97; Hart won the match after guest referee, Shawn Michaels, accidently gave the Undertaker a chairshot to the head which knocked him out
Shawn Michaels Bret Hart 11/9/97 Montreal, Quebec; Molson Centre; Survivor Series 97; Vince McMahon called for the bell while Michaels had Hart in the Sharpshooter, however Hart did not submit
Steve Austin Shawn Michaels 3/29/98 Boston, MA; FleetCenter; WrestleMania XIV; Austin won the match following the Stunner; Guest ring enforcer Mike Tyson made the pinfall and knocked Michaels out after the match
Kane Steve Austin 6/28/98 Pittsburgh, PA; Civic Arena; King of the Ring 98; This was a First Blood match where, if Kane were to lose, he would set himself on fire; Both Mankind and the Undertaker interfered in the match but it was the Undertaker's chairshot that left Austin bleeding from the head and the loser of the match
Steve Austin Kane 6/29/98 Cleveland, OH; Gund Arena; Raw is War; Austin got the pinfall after a Stunner; The title was held up on 9/27/98 when Austin was pinned by both Kane and the Undertaker in a 3-way match; A later match between Kane and the Undertaker on 10/18/98 resulted in a no-contest so a tournament was planned
The Rock Mankind 11/15/98 St. Louis, MO; Kiel Center; Survivor Series 98; This was a tournament final; Rock won the match when he put Mankind in the Sharpshooter and Vince McMahon rang the bell, even though there was no submission; The Rock had defeated the Big Bossman, Ken Shamrock, and the Undertaker in previous rounds
Mankind The Rock 12/29/98 Worcester, MA; Raw is War; Mankind won the title in this pre-taped Raw after Steve Austin interfered
The Rock Mankind 1/24/99 Anaheim, CA; Arrowhead Pond; Royal Rumble 99; This was an I Quit match; The Rock had pre-taped audio of Mankind saying 'I quit' played over the PA system to win the match
Mankind The Rock 1/26/99 Tucson, AZ; Halftime Heat; This was an Empty Arena match that was pre-taped; Mankind won the title after pinning Rock to the ground backstage with a wooden palette
The Rock Mankind 2/15/99 Birmingham, AL; Raw is War; This was a ladder match; Rock won after the Big Show interfered and gave Mankind a chokeslam from the top of the ladder
Steve Austin The Rock 3/28/99 Philadelphia, PA; First Union Center; WrestleMania XV
The Undertaker Steve Austin 5/23/99 Kansas City, MO; Kemper Arena; Over the Edge 99; Shane McMahon was the guest referee
Steve Austin The Undertaker 6/28/99 Charlotte, NC; Charlotte Coliseum; Raw is War; Austin won following a Stunner
Mankind Steve Austin 8/22/99 Minneapolis, MN; Target Center; Summer Slam 99; This was a 3-way match also involving Triple H; Mankind pinned Austin following a double arm DDT; Triple H assaulted Austin's injured knee with a chair after the match
Triple H Mankind 8/23/99 Ames, IA; Raw is War; Triple H won the title following the Pedigree after Shane McMahon interfered
Vince McMahon Triple H 9/14/99 Las Vegas, NV; Smackdown!; McMahon won the title after outside interference from Steve Austin; The title is declared vacant on 9/20/99
Triple H The Rock 9/26/99 Charlotte, NC; Charlotte Coliseum; Unforgiven 99; This was a 6 Pack match for the vacant title; The other participants included Mankind, Kane, Davey Boy Smith, and the Big Show; Steve Austin was the guest referee; Triple H won with the Pedigree
The Big Show Triple H 11/14/99 Detroit, MI; Joe Louis Arena; Survivor Series 99; This was a 3-way match also involving The Rock; Big Show replaced Steve Austin after Austin was injured earlier in the night; Big Show pinned Triple H with the chokeslam after Vince McMahon hit Triple H with the belt
Triple H The Big Show 1/3/00 Miami, FL; Raw is War; Triple H won with the Pedigree after a low blow; Chris Jericho pinned Triple H on 4/17/00 in State College, PA but the title belt was returned later in the night and the desicion erased
The Rock Triple H 4/30/00 Washington, DC; MCI Center; Backlash 2000; Steve Austin was the guest referee
Triple H The Rock 5/21/00 Louisville, KY; Freedom Hall; Judgement Day 2000; This was a 60-minute Ironman match; Guest referee Shawn Michaels awarded the deciding fall to Triple H on a disqualification when the Undertaker interfered - even though the 60-minute time limit had expired
The Rock Vince McMahon 6/25/00 Boston, MA; FleetCenter; King of the Ring 2000; This was a 6-man tag team match involving the Rock, Undertaker, and Kane vs. Vince and Shane McMahon, and Triple H; Whoever scored the fall on the Rock-Undertaker-Kane team would win the title; Rock lost the title to Chris Benoit on 7/23/00 in Dallas and again on 9/24/00 in Philadelphia but both desicions were erased and the match continued - where Rock went on to win
Kurt Angle The Rock 10/22/00 Albany, NY; Pepsi Arena; No Mercy 2000; Angle won the match after outside interference from Rikishi backfired
The Rock Kurt Angle 2/25/01 Las Vegas, NV; Thomas and Mack Center; No Way Out 2001; Rock won after delivering two Rock Bottoms
Steve Austin The Rock 4/1/01 Houston, TX; Astro Dome; WrestleMania X-7; This was a No DQ match; Austin won the match after repeatedly hitting the Rock with a steel chair, handed to him by Vince McMahon
Kurt Angle Steve Austin 9/23/01 Pittsburgh, PA; Mellon Arena; Unforgiven 2001; Kurt Angle won after Steve Austin attempted the Stunner but Angle took him down and locked on the Ankle Lock as Austin tapped out
Steve Austin Kurt Angle 10/8/01 Indianapolis, IN; Conseco Fieldhouse; WWF RAW; William Regal interfered allowing Steve Austin to hit the Stunner on Kurt Angle to capture the WWF Championships for a WWF record tying 6th time
Chris Jericho Steve Austin 12/9/01 San Diego; WWF Vengenace; Chris Jericho not only defeated The Rock earlier in the night but he defeated Stone Cold Steve Austin later, with help from Booker T, to capture the WWF Championship which would later be named the Undisputed Championship combining it with World Championship.
Triple H Chris Jericho 3/17/02 Toronto, Ontario, Canada; WrestleMania 18; Despite numerous outside interference by Stephanie McMahon, Triple H was able to overcome Chris Jericho and become the second ever WWF Undisputed Champion.
Hulk Hogan Triple H 4/21/02 Kansas City, MS; WWF Backlash; Hulk Hogan returned to the WWF in February of 2002 and 2 months later was granted a shot at the WWF Undisputed Title. In the end, "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan was too much for "The Game" Triple H and with the drop of the leg, Hulk Hogan started his 6th reign as WWF Champion.
Undertaker Hulk Hogan 5/19/02 Nashville, Tennessee; WWE Judgment Day; After holding the belt for barely a month, Hulk Hogan lost the Undisputed Title to The Undertaker who, with help from Vince McMahon, was able to finish the match off with a steel chair to the face followed by a Chokeslam starting The Undertaker's 4th reign as heavyweight champion.
The Rock Kurt Angle 7/21/02 Detroit, Michigan; WWE Vengeance; After holding the belt for 2 months, The Undertaker was forced to defend the Undisputed Title against both The Rock & Kurt Angle in a Triple Threat Match. In the end, The Rock hit the Rock Bottom on Kurt Angle pinning him to become a 7-time WWE champion, but also not pinning Undertaker in the process.
Brock Lesnar The Rock 8/25/02 Uniondale, Long Island, New York; WWE SummerSlam; After holding the belt for little over a month, The Rock defended the Undisputed Title against Brock Lesnar, who won his #1 contender spot by winning the 2002 King of the Ring. When it was all said and done, "The Next Big Thing" overcame "The Great One" to begin his reign as Undisputed Champion in his rookie year.
Big Show Brock Lesnar 11/17/02 New York City, NY; WWE Survivor Series; After holding the belt since August, no one thought anyone could stop Brock Lesnar, until the Big Show was traded to the SmackDown roster. In the end, Lesnar's former manager Paul Heyman turned on him at Survivor Series allowing Big Show to get the win and start his second reign as WWE Champion.
Kurt Angle Big Show 12/15/02 Fort Lauderdale, FL; WWE Armageddon; After both Paul Heyman & Big Show screwed Brock Lesnar last month at Survivor Series, Kurt Angle became the new #1 contender for the WWE Championship. In the end, Brock Lensar got revenge on Big Show, giving him an F-5 in the middle of the ring allowing Kurt Angle to get the win, starting his third reign as WWE Champion.
Brock Lesnar Kurt Angle 3/30/03 Seattle, WA; WWE WrestleMania XIX; After Kurt Angle was able to hold onto the WWE Championship for a 3 month long reign, he was forced to defend against #1 contender Brock Lesnar. In the end, Brock Lesnar beat the man who he helped capture the title back in December following a F-5 to start his second reign as WWE Champion.
IC TITLE
Champion Defeated Date Location
Pat Patterson Ted Dibiase N/A N/A
Ken Patera Pat Patterson 4/21/80 New York City
Pedro Morales Ken Patera 12/8/80 New York City
Don Muraco Pedro Morales 6/20/81 Philadelphia, PA
Pedro Morales Don Muraco 11/23/81 New York City
Don Muraco Pedro Morales 1/22/83 New York City
Tito Santana Don Muraco 2/11/84 Boston, MA
Greg Valentine Tito Santana 9/24/84 London, ON
Tito Santana Greg Valentine 7/6/85 Baltimore, MD
Randy Savage Tito Santana 2/8/86 Boston, MD
Ricky Steamboat Randy Savage 3/29/87 Pontiac, MI
Honky Tonk Man Ricky Steamboat 6/2/87 Buffalo, NY
Ultimate Warrior Honky Tonk Man 8/29/88 New York City
Rick Rude Ultimate Warrior 4/2/89 Atlantic City, NJ
Ultimate Warrior Rick Rude 8/28/89 East Rutherford, NJ
Mr. Perfect Tito Santana 4/23/90 Austin, TX
Kerry Von Erich Mr. Perfect 8/27/90 Philadelphia, PA
Mr. Perfect Kerry Von Erich 11/19/90 Rochester, NY
Bret Hart Mr. Perfect 8/26/91 New York City
Mountie Bret Hart 1/17/92 Springfield, MA
Roddy Piper Mountie 1/19/92 Albany, NY
Bret Hart Roddy Piper 4/5/92 Indianapolis, IN
British Bulldogg Bret Hart 8/29/92 London, England
Shawn Michaels British Bulldogg 10/27/92 Terre
Haute, IN
Marty Jannetty Shawn Michaels 5/17/93 New York City
Shawn Michaels Marty Jannetty 6/6/93 Albany, NY
Razor Ramon Rick Martel 9/27/93 New Haven, CT
Diesel Razor Ramon 4/13/94 Rochester, NY
Razor Ramon Diesel 8/29/94 Chicago, IL
Jeff Jarrett Razor Ramon 1/22/95 Tampa, FL
Jeff Jarrett Bob Holly 4/26/95 Moline, IL
Razor Roman Jeff Jarrett 5/19/95 Montreal, QB
Jeff Jarrett Razor Ramon 5/22/95 Trois-Rivieres, QB
Shawn Michaels Jeff Jarrett 7/23/95 Nashville, TN
Dean Douglas N/A 10/22/95 Winnipeg, MN
Razor Ramon Dean Douglas 10/25/95 Winnipeg, MN
Goldust Razor Ramon 1/21/96 Fresno, CA
Goldust Savio Vega 4/1/96 San Bernardino, CA
Ahmed Johnson Goldust 6/23/96 Milwaukee, WI
Marc Mero Faarooq 9/23/96 Hershey, PA
Triple H Marc Mero 110/21/96 Ft. Wayne, IN
Rocky Maivia Triple H 2/13/97 Lowell, MA
Owen Hart Rocky Maivia 2/13/97 Omaha, NE
Steve Austin Owen Hart 8/3/97 East Rutherford, NJ
Owen Hart Faarooq 10/15/97 St. Louis, MO
Steve Austin Owen Hart 11/9/97 Montreal, Quebec
The Rock HANDED TO HIM 12/8/97 Portland, ME
Triple H The Rock 8/30/98 New York City
Ken Shamrock X-Pac 10/12/98 Uniondale, NY
Val Venis Ken Shamrock 2/14/99 Memphis, TN
Road Dogg Val Venis 3/15/99 San Jose, CA
Goldust Road Dogg 3/29/99 East Rutherford, NJ
Godfather Goldust 4/12/99 Detroit, MI
Jeff Jarrett Godfather 5/25/99 Moline, IL
Edge Jeff Jarrett 7/24/99 Toronto, ON
Jeff Jarrett Edge 7/25/99 Buffalo, NY
D'Lo Brown Jeff Jarrett 7/29/99 Dayton, OH
Jeff Jarrett D'Lo Brown 8/22/99 Minneapolis, MN
Chyna Jeff Jarrett 10/17/99 Cleveland, OH
Chris Jericho Chyna 12/12/99 Sunrise, FL
Chris Jericho Chyna 1/23/00 New York City
Kurt Angle Chris Jericho 2/27/00 Hartford, CT
Chris Beniot Chris Jericho 4/2/00 Anaheim, CA
Chris Jericho Chris Beniot 5/2/00 Richmond, VA
Chris Beniot Chris Jericho 5/8/00 Uniondale, NY
Rikishi Chris Beniot 6/20/00 Memphis, TN
Val Venis Rikishi 7/4/00 Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Eddie Guerrero Val Venis 9/3/00 Knoxville, TN
Billy Gunn Eddie Guerrero 11/21/00 Sunrise, FL
Chris Beniot Billy Gunn 12/10/00 Birmingham, AL
Chris Jericho Chris Beniot 1/21/01 New Orleans, LA
Triple H Chris Jericho 4/3/01 Oklahoma City, OK
Jeff Hardy Triple H 4/12/01 Philadelphia, PA
Triple H Jeff Hardy 4/17/01 Knoxville, TN
Kane Triple H 5/20/01 Sacramento, CA
Albert Kane 6/26/01 New York, NY
Lance Storm Albert 7/23/01 Buffalo, NY
Edge Lance Storm 8/19/01 San Jose, CA
Christian Edge 9/23/01 Pittsburgh, PA
Edge Christian 10/21/01 St. Louis, MO
Test Edge 11/5/01 Long Island, NY
Edge Test 11/18/01 Greensboro, NC
William Regal Edge 1/20/02 Atlanta, GA
Rob Van Dam William Regal 3/17/02 Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Eddie Guerrero Rob Van Dam 4/21/02 Kansas City, MS
Rob Van Dam Eddie Guerrero 5/27/02 Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Chris Benoit Rob Van Dam 7/29/02 Greensboro, NC
Rob Van Dam Chris Benoit 8/25/02 Uniondale, Long Island, New York
Chris Jericho Rob Van Dam 9/16/02 Denver, Colorado
Kane Chris Jericho 9/30/02 Houston, Texas
Triple H Kane 10/20/02 Little Rock, Arkansas
Christian Booker T 5/18/03 Charlotte, North Carolina
U.S. TITLE
Champion Defeated Date Location / Finish
Ric Flair Jimmy Snuka 4/19/80 Greensboro, NC; Although the title dates back to 1975, the most reliable information begins with this title change.
Roddy Piper Ric Flair 1/27/81 Raleigh, NC
Wahoo McDaniel Roddy Piper 8/8/81 Greensboro, NC
Sgt. Slaughter Ricky Steamboat 10/4/81 Charlotte, NC This was a tournament final to determine a new champion after McDaniel vacated the title in September, due to injuries sustained at the hands of Abdullah the Butcher.
Wahoo McDaniel Sgt. Slaughter 5/21/82 Richmond, VA
Sgt. Slaughter N/A 6/7/82 Greeneville, SC Slaughter was to have met McDaniel in a title match but the champion could not compete after having his leg injured at the hands of Roddy Piper and Don Muraco.
Slaughter thus won the title on a forfeit.
Wahoo McDaniel Sgt. Slaugher 8/22/82 Charlotte, NC
Greg Valentine Wahoo McDaniel 11/14/82 Norfolk, VA
Roddy Piper Greg Valentine 4/16/83 Greensboro, NC
Greg Valentine Roddy Piper 4/30/83 Greensboro, NC; Valentine regained the title when the match was stopped due to excessive bleeding to Piper’s left ear.
Dick Slater Greg Valentine 12/14/83 Shelby, NC
Ricky Steamboat Dick Slater 4/21/84 Greensboro, NC
Wahoo McDaniel Ricky Steamboat 6/24/84 Greensboro, NC; The championship was vacated following this controversial bout in which Tully Blanchard hit Steamboat in the head with a chair.
Wahoo McDaniel Manny Fernandez 10/7/84 Charlotte, NC
Magnum TA Wahoo McDaniel 3/23/85 Charlotte, NC
Tully Blachard Magnum TA 7/21/85 Charlotte, NC
Magnum TA Tully Blanchard 11/28/85 Greensboro, NC; Starrcade ’85; This was a steel cage ‘I Quit’ match which Magnum won by repeatedly driving a piece of wood into the already bloody forehead of Blanchard.
Nikita Koloff Magnum TA 8/17/86 Charlotte, NC; Great American Bash ’86 Tour; This was the final of a Best of 7 series between the two that would crown a new champion after the title was vacated in May after Magnum attacked NWA President Bob Geigel.
Lex Luger Nikita Koloff 7/11/87 Greensboro, NC; Great American Bash ’87 Tour; This was a steel cage match in which Luger won with the Torture Rack backbreaker.
Dusty Rhodes Lex Luger 11/26/87 Chicago, IL; Starrcade ’87; This was a steel cage match in which if Rhodes lost he could not wrestle for 90 days; Rhodes won with a DDT onto a steel chair; This was the same day as the WWF’s first Survivor Series.
Barry Windham Nikita Koloff 5/13/88 Houston, TX; This was a tournament final that would crown a new champion after Rhodes was stripped of the title in April by attacking NWA President Jim Crockett with a baseball bat.
Lex Luger Barry Windham 2/20/89 Chicago, IL; Chi-Town Rumble ’89; Luger won by lifting his shoulder during a back suplex into a bridge by Windham; the champion pinned himself.
Micheal Hayes Lex Luger 5/7/89 Nashville, TN; Music City Showdown; Hayes won after outside interference from Terry Gordy.
Lex Luger Micheal Hayes 5/22/89 Bluefield, WV
Stan Hansen Lex Luger 10/27/90 Chicago, IL ;Halloween Havoc ’90; Hansen won with the lariat after Dan Spivey distracted the champion.
Lex Luger Stan Hansen 12/16/90 St. Louis, MO; Starrcade ’90; This was a bullrope match; Luger was presented with a brand new title belt following a title defense against Dan Spivey on 2/24/91; Luger vacated the title after winning the world heavyweight title on 7/14/91.
Sting Steve Austin 8/25/91 Atlanta, GA; This was a tournament final to determine the new champion; Austin was the reigning TV champion at the time of this match.
Rick Rude Sting 11/19/91 Savannah, GA; Clash of the Champions XVII; Lex Luger had attacked Sting earlier in the night, seriously injuring his knee; Rude won with a roll up and holding the champion’s tights.
Dustin Rhodes Ricky Steamboat 1/11/93 Atlanta, GA; This was a tournament final after Rude suffered an injury and was forced to vacate the title; Rhodes won via count-out after Barry Windham interfered and attacked Steamboat
Dustin Rhodes Rick Rude 8/30/93 Atlanta, GA; WCW Saturday Night; This was the final of a Best of 3 series; The title was vacated in May following a controversial meeting between the two; Rhodes won with a roll up after Ric Flair distracted Rude; This was the same day as the WWF’s Summer Slam.
Steve Austin Dustin Rhodes 12/27/93 Charlotte, NC; Starrcade ’93; This was a Best 2 out of 3 Falls match; Austin won two straight falls with a controversial disqualification and by putting his feet on the ropes during a cover.
Ricky Steamboat Steve Austin 8/24/94 Cedar Rapids, IA; Clash of the Champions XXVIII; If Austin were disqualified in this bout he would lose his title; Steamboat won by blocking a slam into an inside cradle
Steve Austin Ricky Steamboat 9/18/94 Roanoke, VA; Fall Brawl ’94; Steamboat was forced to forfeit the title after suffering a career-ending back injury.
Jim Duggan Steve Austin 9/18/94 Roanoke, VA; Fall Brawl ’94; WCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel brought in Duggan as a surprise challenger; Duggan won the title with a few clotheslines and backdrops, taking the title after only 27 seconds.
Vader Jim Duggan 12/27/94 Starrcade ’94; Vader won with a reverse powerbomb after Duggan was hit with his own 2X4; Vader was stripped of the title in April after attacking Dave Sullivan.
Sting Meng 6/18/95 Dayton , OH; Great American Bash ’95; This was a tournament final; Sting won with a jumping DDT.
Kensuki Sasaki Sting 11/13/95 Tokyo, Japan
One Man Gang Kensuki Sasaki 12/27/95 Nasville, TN; This was an untelevised bout which took place before Starrcade ’95 went to air - shown weeks later; Gang pinned the champion with a splash but the match was later restarted with Sasaki winning the match; However, WCW never aired the full match.
Konnan One Man Gang 1/29/96 Canton, OH; WCW Monday Nitro; Konnan won by holding onto the top rope as Gang attempted to bring him inside the ring; The momentum sent the challenger crashing onto the champion.
Ric Flair Konnan 7/7/96 Daytona Beach, FL; Bash at the Beach ’96; Flair won after Woman hit the champion in the eye with her high heel shoe.
Eddie Guererro DDP 12/29/96 Nashville, TN; Starrcade ’96; This was a tournament final after Flair suffered a shoulder injury during the fall; Guerrero won with the frog splash after Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and Syxx interfered.
Dean Malenko Eddie Guerrero 3/17/97 Charleston, SC; Uncensored ’97; This was a No DQ match in which Syxx’ interference saw the champion be hit with a video camera
Jeff Jarrett Dean Malenko 6/9/97 Boston, MA; WCW Monday Nitro; Jarrett won via pinfall with the figure-4 after outside interference from Eddie Guerrero.
Steve McMicheal Jeff Jarrett 8/21/97 Nashville, TN; Clash of the Champions XXXV; McMichael won after Eddie Guerrero accidentally hit Jarrett with the haliberton.
Curt Hennig Steve McMicheal 9/15/97 Charlotte, NC; Monday Night Nitro
DDP Curt Hennig 4/19/98 Denver, CO; Spring Stampede ’98; This was a Raven’s Rules bout in which Horace Boulder attacked Page with a Stop sign, allowing Raven to use his Evenflow DDT to win the match.
Goldberg Raven 4/20/98 Colorado Springs, CO; WCW Monday Nitro; Goldberg won the title with the Spear and Jackhammer, despite the outside interference from Raven’s Flock.
Bret Hart DDP 7/20/98 Salt Lake City, UT; WCW Monday Nitro; This bout would determine the new champion after Goldberg vacated the title by winning the heavyweight belt two weeks prior; Hart won with the Sharpshooter after Page had been brutally attacked earlier in the night by the New World Order.
Lex Luger Bret Hart 8/10/98 Rapid City, SD; WCW Monday Nitro; Luger won via submission to the Torture Rack.
Bret Hart Lex Luger 8/13/98 Fargo, SD; WCW Thunder; Hart won with the Sharpshooter after knocking out Luger with a foreign object.
DDP Bret Hart 10/26/98 Phoenix, AZ; WCW Monday Nitro; Just 24 hours after failing to win the world title from Bill Goldberg, Page claims the U.S. belt with the Diamond Cutter.
Bret Hart DDP 11/30/98 Chatanooga, TN; WCW Monday Nitro; This was a No DQ match in which The Giant helped Hart reclaim the title.
Roddy Piper Bret hart 2/8/99 Buffalo, NY; WCW Monday Nitro
Scott Hall Roddy Piper 2/21/99 Oakland, CA; SuperBrawl IX; Hall won with a roll up thanks to Kevin Nash’s distraction.
Scott Steiner Scott hall 4/11/99 Tacoma, CA; Spring Stampede ’99; This was a tournament final after Hall was stripped of the belt.
David Flair N/A 7/5/99 Atlanta, GA; WCW Monday Nitro; David was given the championship by his father and WCW Commissioner Ric Flair; The title was vacated due to Scott Steiner’s injury; he successfully defended the title that same night against Buff Bagwell.
Chris Benoit David Flair 8/8/99 Boise, ID; WCW Monday Nitro; Benoit won with the diving headbutt as The Revolution fended off Ric Flair’s cohorts around ringside.
Sid Vicious Chris Benoit 9/12/99 Winston-Salem, NC; Fall Brawl ’99; Vicious won with the powerbomb.
Goldberg Sid Vicious 10/24/99 Las Vegas, NV; Halloween Havoc ’99; Goldberg won the bout when the referee stopped the match due to excessive bleeding from the champion; Later in the night, Goldberg also defeated WCW World Champion Sting in an impromptu match; Due to the controversy surrounding the bout, the world title was vacated the following night.
Bret Hart Goldberg 10/25/99 Phoenix, AZ; WCW Monday Nitro; This was also a first-round bout in the world title tournament; Hart won after interference from The Outsiders and a powerbomb from Sid Vicious.
Scott Hall N/A N/A WCW Monday Nitro
Chris Benoit Scott Hall 12/19/99 Washington, DC; Starrcade ’99; Benoit was to have met Scott Hall but the champion didn’t show due to injury and he was thus awarded the title; Benoit did successfully defend that same night against Jeff Jarrett in a ladder match.
Jeff Jarrett Chris Benoit 12/20/00 Baltimore, MD; WCW Monday Nitro; This was a rematch from the previous night’s ladder match; Jarrett won thanks to a broken ladder and using his guitar as a weapon.
Jeff Jarrett N/A 1/17/00 Columbus, OH; WCW Monday Nitro; WCW Commissioner Kevin Nash awarded Jarrett the title after he was stripped of it the prior night due to injury.
Scott Steiner Sting 4/16/00 Chicago, IL; Spring Stampede ’00; This was the finals of a one-night tournament; Vince Russo had stripped all the champions of their titles 6 days prior; Steiner won with the Steiner Recliner after Vampiro interfered.
Lance Storm Mike Awesome 7/18/00 Auburn Hills, MO; WCW Tuesday Nitro; This was the finals of a one-night tournament to crown a new champion after Steiner was stripped of his title by The Cat for using the illegal Steiner Recliner; Storm won with the Canadian Maple Leaf submission hold; During this reign Storm also held the Hardcore and Cruiserweight titles before vacating both.
Terry Funk Lance Storm 9/22/00 Amarillo, TX; House Show; Funk won with a piledriver when Elix Skipper’s interference backfired.
Lance Storm Terry Funk 9/23/00 Lubbock, TX; House Show
Gen. Rection Lance Storm 10/29/00 Las Vegas, NV; Halloween Havoc ’00; Rection pinned Jim Duggan with a moonsault in this 2-on-1 handicap match.
Lance Storm Gen. Rection 11/10/00 London, England; WCW Monday Nitro; Storm regained the title with the Canadian Maple Leaf after Major Gunns joined Team Canada
Gen. Rection Lance Storm 11/26/00 Milwaukee, WI; Mayhem ’00; Rection regained the title with the No Laughing Matter moonsault, despite interference from Major Gunns.
Shane Douglas Gen. Rection 1/14/01 Sin; Douglas won this First Blood Chain Match by using a chain from his tights to bust the champion open, rather than the one on the pole.
Rick Steiner Shane Douglas 1/15/01 WCW Monday Nitro
Booker T Rick Steiner N/A WCW Greed
Chris Kanyon Booker T N/A WWF RAW; Booker T handed the US Title over to Chris Kanyon after he helped the Alliance perform well at the "Invasion" Pay Per View.
Rhyno Chris Kanyon N/A WWF RAW
Tajiri Rhyno 9/23/01 WWF Unforgiven
Kurt Angle Tajiri N/A WWF SmackDown
Edge Kurt Angle N/A WWF RAW; Edge later beat Test for the Intercontinental Title at WWF Survivor Series on November 18th unifying both titles which left the Intercontinental Title only, eliminating the WCW US Title.
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DID YOU KNOW?!?
Bret Hart is the ONLY wrestler in history to be triple crown winner in both in WWF and WCW.
Shawn Michaels forfeited his WWF title on Raw due to the unwillingness to job to Bret Hart at Wrestlemania 13. (what a loser)
Hulk Hogan has never defeated Jerry Lawler in a wrestling match.
Ryan Shamrock once worked at a Strip Club in Houston, TX.
The Rock played college football for the Miami Hurricanes.
Road Dogg fought in Desert Storm.
Part of Mankind's right ear was torn off by Vader on a tour of Germany when his head was caught between the ropes.
Legion of Doom is the only tag team in wrestling history to hold the AWA, NWA, and WWF tag team titles.
The Dudley Boyz are the only tag team in wrestling history to hold the WWF, WCW, and ECW tag team titles.
Raven was a manager in the WWF that went by the name Johnny Polo. Under this name he managed the Quebecers and Adam Bomb.
DLo Brown is a certified Accountant.
Diamond Dallas Page has held every Heavyweight Title in the WCW.
Mark Henry has set several world weight-lifting records and competed in 1996 Olympics in Atlanta.
WrestleMania VII was moved from the Rose Bowl to the Sports Arena in Los Angeles because Vince McMahon feared a sniper might try and take out lead heel Sgt. Slaughter, playing the role of a Iraqi sympathizer during the Gulf War.
People think that Sid Justice doublecrossed Vince McMahon by kicking out of Hogan's legdrop at WrestleMania VIII, which isn't the case at all. Papa Shango was late for his run-in during the match which left Sid no choice but to kick out.
No heel has left one of the first 14 WrestleManias as WWF world champion.
The Shawn Michaels-Bret Hart "Ironman Match" at Wrestle Mania XII lasted 61:52.
Sable debuted at WrestleMania XII as Hunter Hearst Helmsley's valet.
Kevin Nash was "Super Shredder" in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 movie.
Undertaker was in Suburban Commando with Hogan.
Owen Hart has either entered or left WrestleMania as a world tag team champion with three different partners: Yokozuna, Davey Boy Smith and now, Jeff Jarrett.
In 1994, WCW used to hire paid models and actors to sit in the audience to cheer and boo their wrestlers because the audience was usually dead for their shows.
When WCW did the WorldWide show, they used to have a monitor to tell the audience who to cheer and who to boo. One one occasion when Rick Rude and the Equalizer (the "heels") the audience accidentally cheered for them and WCW had to reshoot their entrance over again.
On May 11, 1987, Kevin Von Erich collapsed in the middle of the ring during an eight-man bout pitting him, The Fantastics, and Bruiser Brody against Brian Adias, Black Bart, Al Madril, and Al Perez. Fantastic Tommy Rogers saw Von Erich turning blue and applied cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
On May 26, 1987, Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the Iron Sheik were arrested by NJ State police. Duggan was charged with possession of marijuana and drinking alcohol while driving. Sheik was charged with possession of marijana and cocaine. Duggan received a conditional discharge and Sheik received one year probation.
On July 4, 1989, Davey Boy Smith, Jason the Terrible, and Chris Benoit were injured in a head-on automobile accident in Jasper, Alberta. Smith suffered a cracked vertebrae in his back and needed 100 stitches in his head after being thrown through the windshield of the car. Jason suffered 2 fractures in his left leg. Benoit injured his right knee.
The WWF claimed that the Dynamite Kid left the WWF and retired because of an injury. The Bulldog opted to keep contact with the WWF and because of that and other reasons, the Bulldog and the Dynamite Kid haven't spoken in years.
In 1991, Ric Flair quit the WCW. He showed up in the WWF soon thereafter holding the WCW title and claimed to be the "Real World's champion." The reason he was able to leave the company with the title is because he owned that title. WCW later bought it back from Flair for reportedly ,000.
Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth Hewlette were supposedly "married" in August 1991. Actually, that was an angle to get a better buy rate for the pay-per-view. Savage and Liz were married in December 1984.
On March 6, 1992, Paul Roma made his pro boxing debut which resulted in a 4-round loss when his manager threw in the towel. Roma won his first fight on April 1 with a 47-second TKO over Norman Fortini in Randolph, MA.
On April 4, TitanSports debuted WBF BodyStars on USA Network.
On October 1, 1992, Kerry Von Erich was sentenced to 6 felony counts of prescription forgery. He received a 10-year suspended sentence, 10 years of supervised probation, and a ,000 fine. On February 18, 1993, Von Erich committed suicide by gunshot with a .44-caliber handgun, one day after being indicted on a cocaine possession charge. It was also later revealed that he had an artificial foot because of a car accident he was involved in in 1984.
When Shawn Michaels was attacked outside of a Syracuse nightclub by approximately 10 thugs (actually it was by a marine group), Shawn was accompanied by Davey Boy Smith and X-Pac. They beat up Shawn while the others held Davey Boy and X-Pac back.
Ted Dibiase attends church at First Assembly of God in Concord, North Carolina.
Former Four Horsemen member Tully Blanchard is now a preacher in North Carolina.
The Ultimate Warrior left the WWF in 1991 because he and Vince McMahon did not come to terms on his future role...Warrior wanted to be in the title situation but the WWF saw differently...in 1992, the Warrior disappeared again because he did not want to get involved in a second-rate feud with Nailz.
While Alundra Blayze was in Japan, she released her own music CD!
Bret Hart used to co-own the Calgary Hitmen. (WHL Hockey Team)
Before entering the world of wrestling, Rikishi earned money by dancing on the streets of San Fransisco!
Dok Hendrix is an avid Atlanta Braves fan, while Jerry "The King" Lawler is crazy about the Indians!
Before going in to pro wrestling, Ahmed Johnson's favorite wrestler was Ted DiBiase!
Marty Jannetty had aspirations of becoming NOT a pro wrestler, but a pro boxer! His all time favorite? The one and only Muhammad Ali!
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese is also known as "The Garbage Man Of A Thousand Voices"! Duke can imitate alot of wrestlers, and his best one? Non other than Vince McMahon!
In his free time, Stone Cold Steve Austin is a big time Antiques Collector!
Bret "HitMan" Hart is an avid Boston Red Socks fan!
After getting out of college, The Late Great Brian Pillman played two seasons for the Cincinnati Bengals of the NFL!
Prior entering the WWF, Sable was a top model for "Guess" Jeans!
Luke and Butch of the Bushwhackers, own one of the most popular restaurants in Tampa, Florida, called "Bushwhackers Down Under"!
Before entering the World Wrestling Federation, Faarooq was one of the only two men to have had his football jersey retired at Florida State University!
Mr. Bob Backlund was a wrestling teacher at Central Connecticut State Collage!
Ahmed Johnson used to be a pro football player for the Dallas Cowboys
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Wrestling Terms
A-Show: A wrestling event where the big stars wrestle like WWE RAW, SmackDown or Pay Per View.
A-Team: A group of wrestlers on an A-Show.
Angle: Storyline or Events that lead to a feud between wrestlers.
B-Show: A Wrestling event where the jobbers and mid carders wrestle like WWE Velocity or Sunday Night Heat.
B-Team: Group of wrestlers on a B-Show.
Babyface: The good guy or the fan favorite.
Call a Match: To do play by play and commentary in the match like Jim Ross etc.
Card: The matches on a show.
Cut a Promo: To do an interview or come out and start talking.
Dark Match: A match on a tv show that is not shown on TV and only seen by those in the arena.
Face: Short word for babyface; Good guy or fan favorite.
Feud: Interaction between two or more specific wrestlers that lasts for a while.
Finisher: The finishing move - Stunner, Tombstone, etc.
Foreign Object: An illegal object in the match like a chair or brass knuckles.
Gimmick: The personality of the wrestler.
Gold: Championship belt.
Heat: When fans boo a wrestler, or a wrestler is in trouble with officials backstage.
Heel: The bad guy.
House: Number of fans in a building.
House Show: A show that is not taped for TV.
Job: A planned loss.
Jobber: A wrestler who loses in order to make another wrestler look good.
Jabroni: Slang for the word jobber.
Kayfabe: When a wrestler acts out of character. Ex. If a heel is seen signing autographs and being nice to his fans.
Main Eventer: A wrestler that is in contention for the world title and usually wrestles in main events.
Mark: A wrestling fan who believes everything in wrestling is real.
Mark out: To become very excited when something happens in wrestling.
Mid-Carder: A wrestler that is not a main eventer, but not quite a jobber.
No Show: When a wrestler doesn't show up for a scheduled appearance.
Over: To be popular with the audience.
Pop: When the fans cheer.
Push: When a wrestler wins a lot of matches to make him look good.
Shoot: Something in wrestling that is real or not planned.
Strap: Championship belt.
Submission Hold: A move that makes an opponent give up or tap out - Sharpshooter, Ankle Lock.
Turn: When a wrestler changes from a heel to a face, or from a face to a heel.
Work: Something in wrestling that is planned.
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Comedy
Signs You Watch Too Much Wrestling
-Every time you watch the movie 2001 you wonder why Flair never sued them for stealing his music.
- You wonder if the wrecks in Nascar are works.
- In a political debate at your school, you call Bob Dole a face, Al Gore a heel, and Bill Clinton a tweener.
- In your resume under experience you write, "I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be"
- You have a turkey vulture for a pet.
- You buy the latest Sting album wondering how he can sing if he can't even talk.
- You suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn.
- You make the football team & instead of ordering a letter jacket you wear a Flair robe with your schools logo on it to class.
- You go through an airport security line and you let them check everything except your boots...
- You pose in a photo with a few friends and instinctively flash the "Four Horsemen" sign.
- You begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response.
- You get into a real fight and you blade.
- You do the "Flair Strut" into a meeting at work...
- When you talk to the boss, every other phrase is "Wooooooooo!"...
- You are at work and accidently slip and fall against a table or chair and wonder if you should "blade"...
- Your boss calls you in for a meeting on cutbacks and you insist on talking about YOUR workrate...
- You go to shake someone's hand at work and pull back at the last second to smooth down your hair and say "Woooooooo!"....
- Someone else falls against a table/chair...and you start screaming "You're extreme! You're extreme!"
- During someone's retirement ceremony, you are asked to speak...you get up and talk about the person's average size, average speed, average carpentry skills... and then talk about how he parlayed it into a great career....you then talk about how he can't even open a beer anymore with his left hand...and then proceed to tell a story about a fat broad slapping him on.
- You scream at the top of your lungs and you don't know why :)
- You start off every conversation with " ooooooooooh, whata rush "
- You die your mustache blond while leaving your beard black.
- After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back
- You constantly deny that Brian Christopher is your son
- After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back. Afterthat, he backstabsall his friends and you let him into yourgroup.
- Your job is your gimmick
- Someone you work with leaves for another job, with more money, you accusethem of being disloyal to the fed that made them a star.
- A promotion at work is seen as getting a push.
- Your first reaction on seeing the Diana crash was "She's hardcore"
- Every secret is "kayfabe".
- You claim that your favorite sports teams were "jobbed".
- You call any kind of fan a "mark".
- You flex in front of every mirror.
- You and your friends develop a secret hand signal.
- You won't go into a pet store for fear of lemmings.
- You chokeslam your cat.
- You rack your neighbor's dog.
- If you feel the need to do a Flair impersonation before going on SpaceMountain. (Has anyone here ever done this.)
- You never sit in any chairs without checking them (ala wwf bluechair) orwcw balsa wood chair; for fear your weight might collapse it.
- You tell your cat "Meow one more time, and you can forget the 'Fancy Feast'man, 'cause I'll open up a can of 'Whoop Ass' and see how you like the tasteof that!"
- You see an American flag, and immediately cross your eyes, stick your tongueout, give a big thumbs up and yell, "HOOOOOO!!! Tough guy!"
- You dream about splashing your boss from the top of your cubicle walls.
- You win an award and immediately spray paint "nWo" on it.
- You rate women on a scale of Chyna to Sunny.
- You attend a graduation, and yell "Ooooooh yeah!" when 'Pomp and Circumstance'plays.
- You start your own e-fed... with you as the only participant, and thentry to out-book McMahon and Bischoff.
- You buy your four year old daughter a Ric Flair doll instead of Ken togo with her Barbie collection
- You wake up in the morning rsing from the dead like the Undertaker ratherthan just rolling out of bed
- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might breakif you were to moonsault it.
- You buy a HBK doll to go with Ken
- You clothsline people in the supermarket for no real reason.
- You t-bone suplex your kids to bed
- You greet your in-laws by jumping around pointing to your crotch ala Syxx.
- You walk around with a towel on your head and you wipe your feet on invisiblemats before you enter any room
- You shatter your knee-cap giving your friend a Tombstone Piledriver onconcrete
- You're not embaressed anymore to go into a store and rent a wrestling video.
- You won't leave the bathroom until they play your theme music.
- You walk into a party you tell them to "cut the music"
- You walk into a bar and barge in the middle of a group of Mexicans talkingand shout "Arriba La Raza!"
- You get into a public place and, for some sort of things you hear somepeople booing at something and you think they're booing at you and you startyelling at the people to shut up.
- You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count
- You start naming your pets after wrestlers. I.E. We have a cat named KittyKind and a new puppy named Dude Dog.
- You borrow ,000 from the bank & start a carpentry business, &make all your chairs out of balsa & your tables weak in the middle inhopes that the PE will hear & subcontract out to you.
- You give the AA thumb across the throat bit to your boss when going infor job reviews.
- You wear Macho Man sunglasses during job interviews.
- For a Christmas present, you give your mom a pair of ring boots.
- You actually believe in your heart of hearts that the "Flair Flip" willwork everytime he tries it, & cry yourself to sleep when it doesn't.
- You think Lady Di is probably really dead, but that Mother Theresa mightbe doing a really convincing work.
- You think John the Baptist Bladed.
- You try to convince your friends that regular sports are works, & wrestlingis not.
- Whenever a limo goes by, you shout Woooooo hoping for a response from "TheMan".
- You are late for work every Tuesday, cause you have to watch the tapesfrom the previous night again "just 1 moretime".
- You climb chain-link fences and do Superfly Splashes off them-- in yoursleep...
- You find yourself singing Grab them cakes and Real American
- Your four year old gives the Superfly sign before she jumps on you
- Your first instinct was that Holyfield bled the hardway versus Tyson
- You keep waiting for run-ins during boxing matches
- While cleaning the garage you find old wooden chairs and first think ofAfa jobbing to Atlas and Johnson
- You buy your fat mother-in-law some yellow polka dot "Dusty Rhodes" shorts.
- A trip to the barber with your friends turns into a "hair vs. hair match".
- Your loved one hits the switch at night and you attack, thinking it's a"lights out Texas death match".
- You wear a robe and tights to your job at Wendy's.
- You throw a coke at Eric Bischoff/nWo and ......it hits the TV screen.
- You think a fashion statement is a black trench coat
- You come up with move named "the atomic elbow drop" which is executed offthe 3 meter spring board at a swimming pool
- Your wife asks to try out a move on YOU after just seeing itdone on TV.
- Your wife makes you sit on the end of the bed/swimming pool to practiceher flying cross body move since you don't have a real ring.
- You are talking to a car sales person and they mention leather interiorand all you can think of is Hogan without any skin.
- You see the clown at McDonalds and can only think of Doink and Dink.
- Your wife calls you the "Living Legend", but even better when she callsyou Jake "the Snake" and your name ain't Jake!
- You watch Star Search standup comedy acts, and say the firstguy had a goodworkrate, but the second guys was as good with high spots galore. Then yousay this battle was a 4 star match, but Ed McMahon's a terrible announcerand the crowd had minimal heat.
- Before you leave your friends yard, you take his head and slam his chainlink fence on it.
- You feel obliged to leave a restaraunt with two toothpicks (one in mouth,one behind the ear) and do your best Scott Hall impersonation.
- You win a fight and afterwards you start posing
- When eating someplace were you don't like the food you say "I snack ondanger I dine on death"
- You think Godzilla will be played by Yokozuna
- You think earthquakes are caused by John Tenta
- You call the doctors office asking for ether Dr. Death SteveWilliams orDr. Tom Pritchard and for a dentist you ask for Issac Yankem DDS.
- You think Elvis being dead is a angle
- You call yourself "Immortal"
- You have a fight but charge people to watch it.
- You start hi-fiving people you don't know
- After winning a fight you say "(insert name) 3:16 just whipped your ass"
- At a sporting event that foreign countries are competing you yell USA!USA!
- At a boxing fight you tell everyone to stop marking out cause it's justan angle.
- Whenever you see an african-american you give the nation "fist in the air"sign.
- When a female says she's going to put on her face and you expect Stingpaint or a mask to be worn when they get back.
- Your significant other buys you a plastic WCW World Champ belt and youactually wrestle to be able to declare who the "Champ" of the house is!
- You buy colored hair spray and pick out theme music for the above saidmatch!
- You play "name that wrestler" like you play "name that tune" in as fewnotes from their theme music as possible.
- You start noticing that the "sons" of guys you used to watch in the 70'sare now some of the stars. (dory & terry funk)
- You vividly remember the first time you ever met a wrestler outside ofthe venu in public.
- You remember when both you and Arn Anderson had hair!
- You call your buddy on the phone before/durning/after any tv wrestlingshow and discuss it for at least 30 minutes in complete detail includinghow all of the events will tie together at some ppv that has not even beenbooked.
- You make vacation plans as to not to miss any wrestling if a tv with properchannels is not accessable
- Your three year old says "Daddy, let's play WCW"
- You spit out your gum and slap it
- You punch your friends, but stomp the ground to make it sound louder.
- You call yourself a "Jet flyin', limousine riding, son of a gun."
- You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason
- You walk down the hallway of school like the Bushwackers.
- Before turning off a light/TV/computer you give the sign for a Flatliner.
- You carry around a portable tape player for entrance music.
- You finish every sentence with 'Whooo!'
- You sit at home all day refusing to do a job.
- Every time you write an exam, you tell the professor that you're the highestranking official, and if you don't get an A, he's suspended.
- Whenever you pass through customs, you tell the Controller you are from"Parts Unknown".
- You go from town to town, making new groups of friends every few months,just so you can shock them by turning "NWO".
- Whenever someone accidentally knocks you down in a public place, you shout"Come On Ref! He pulled My Hair!"
- At Sunday dinner, you only get to eat if you "Tag In".
- When you don't have an assignment completed, no attack your teacher/bossto get yourself intentionally disqualified.
- You offer a briefcase full of money to someone to turn on his best friend.
- You offer ,000 to anyone who can bodyslam you.
- You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage grudge matchcould settle things.
- Your bathrobe has your name on the back, in sequins.
- You carry a 2x4 and American flag everywhere, call everyone "tough guy"and puncuate every sentence with "HOOOOOOOO!"
- Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
- When you do well on an exam, you stand up and yell, "Too Sweeeeettt!"
- After an exam, when the professor tells you to hand in your papers, youinform him "The only thing I'm going to hand into you is a can of whoop ass,son!"
- You refer to studying as academic "hangin' and bangin'" and you tell peoplehow you "hung and bung" all weekend
- When your professor messes up during a lecture, you call him a "ham 'n'egger who only got a push because of politicalreasons"
- You demand the lights be turned off before you enter a room, then suddenlyclicked on once you reach the middle.
- When you answer a question correctly in class you say "BANG!"
- You strut to the board and say "Whoo!" before working out the problem
- You write "nWo" on all your boss's overheads while he's not looking
- You have theme music while entering for your thesis presentation
- Your entrance music plays every time you enter the office.
- You see a fight in the street and call the moves.
- You nick your finger preparing your lunch, then think you have just bladed.
- Whenever you punch anyone you use your arm and stamp on the groundsimulataneously.
- Whenever you see a ladder you climb it to retrieve the belt.
- Any Japanese or Mexican colleagues are praised for their workrate.
- You paint your face and don't speak to your co-workers, then come to workwith a bird.
- Or... you sit around work all day with this "Gen-X" attitude...and whensomeone talks to you, you start spouting off bad poetry!
- When your at the gym you play your belt like a guitar i.e Hogan
- When you're in trouble your friends come out and beat the Hell out of theother guy
- You tell your friends that they are so sweeeeeeeeeeet
- When you continuously say one or all of the following: whoooo, tooo sweeeet,that's the bottom line, extreme, oooooh yeah, and many different uses ofthe word weasel.
- Can you remember the last time you didn't watch wrestling on Monday night?
- You make your own championship belt out of cardboard and glitter and wearit everywhere you go.
- You do a "Jerry Lawler entrance" i.e. turn the lightsoff, and when theycome back on your in the room............at a dance.
- Every time you step outside your house the first thing you dois make yourfavorite wrestlers hand gesture.
- You have to smash a Pepsi can on your head before you can play WCW vs.the World.
- When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace"
- At the climactic moment of passion with your partner, youscream,"WHOOOOOOO!"
- When the boss yells at you, you get three of your buddies and punk himin the parking lot.
- Someone at a party tells a funny joke and you accuse him of trying to getover.
- Anytime anybody asks you a question, you "grab the mike" and yell, "MEEEAAAANGEEEEENEE"
- You enter every room through the rafters with your son's voice introducingyou.
- You can't walk into a room without Jimmy Hart singing your theme music.
- You can't enter a room without a large pyrotechnic display.
- Out of nowhere, you kick your boss and give him the Stone Cold Stunner.
- You talk in a third person like, "cause [SC] (name) said so"
- You throw paper and water bottles at your enemies, because theyare actinglike a heel.
- While playing a sport, your friend gets injured and you say it's a work.
- You see a guy a dancing and posing, and start to chant "He is Gay"
- You create different personas and believe they are different people.
- You see a Canadian=and/or foriegner, you start to chant "USA!" "USA!"
- You show up at work in your everyday clothes and say "Idon't need any stupidgimmicks to work!"
- You and your co-workers decide to go to rival or competitor and say "We'retaking over!"
- You're getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly believe that witha little crowd support, you can turn this thing around.
- You walk into church and slap people's hands in the pews while walkingdown the aisle.
- Your method for testing whether fruit is ripe consists of smashing it acrosssomeone's forehead.
- You giggle when someone says they've got a 'job' to do.
- You've learned all your dance steps from Shawn Michaels and Alex Wright.
- You get deja vu playing "Mortal Kombat." ("Fatality. Glacier wins.")
- You find yourself waiting for Jeff Foxworthy to slop drop an audience member.
- You watch the news and wonder if the 'extremely graphic images' were doneby blading, capsule or hardway.
- You deliever 1 Diamond Cutter, 2 Stone Cold Stunners, and 1 DDT onto abinder all before Social Class starts
- When called up to the board at class, you call the teacher a fat ass, kickher in gut, and apply the "Stone Cold Stunner"! then Show her she's numberTwo (ie. with bothfingers) and walk back to your desk with your arms in theair.
- When called up to the board you stand up at the board, put your left armstraight out and cup your ear with your right hand and listen for the reaction.Then, rip your shirt off...
- Every time you walk into a meeting, you clap your hands over your headsinging, American Males
- You refuse to go to work unless they let you wear a dog collar and playQueen's "Another One Bites the Dust" in the background
- Whenever you see a guy with two girls, you run up to him and ask, "Whatdo you have to say, Dreamer?"
- On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"
- You challenge someone to a fight while wearing a mask, hoping they won'tknow it's really you
- You power bomb your mom through the dinner table.
- After an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and thenafter you raise both yours and your friend's arms in the air, as he looksto the side, you clothesline him.
- When you put up your wife or girlfriend up in a card game for 30 days ifyou lose.
- If you are a hair stylist and you put the person in a sleeper before youcut their hair
- When you have two...TWO t.v's set up right next to each other so you cancatch both Raw and Nitro.
- You start your own "rival" company at work, call yourself the "Outsiders",recruit the President and declare in a board meeting "You want a WAR? Yougawt one chico!"
- You carry around a tape recorder and before you say something you pressplay and it says:
This message has been paid for by the new world order or web world order
- You start piledriving your pen with your fingers
- You meet a wrestler once and then call him your friend.
- You are involved in a bar fight with a guy twice your size and you thinkyour best line of attack is putting the Tongan deathgrip on him.
- You look for Sting on the back of the milk carton during breakfast.
- You search & search the bible for the book of Austin.
- You hit your ex boyfriend/husband with a high heel
- You start discussing who the jobbers are in other sports
- You found yourself marking out because the Braves had to job to the Metson the last two games of the season...
- After you ask for a Big Mac at McDonald's, you yell "AND THAT'S AN ORDER!"
- You call your group of friends a stable
- You go to a dance and start dancing like Alex Wright.
- In Chemistry, your friend drops a chemical on himself and you yell "He'sHardcore!"
- You try to figure out everyone's gimmick at Halloween.
- When there's a fight and you "mark out."
- You make a speech at work and you end it with "Quote the Raven...Nevermore".
- You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
- You get fired from work and go over to the competition, walking in thefront and saying "YO! You know who I am, but don't know why I'm here!"
- You Stone Cold Stunner the manager before leaving
- When, in school, a teacher tells you to be quiet or do your work and yousay, say what ya want, cause i really don't give a damn and stone cold stunnerhim/her and yell in front of the class, cause stone cold said so and that'sthe bottom line!
- When your friend falls down, you drop an elbow on him.
- You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating youturn your head
- You drop your buddy head first to piledrive the cement.
- You and some of your friends invade the local church beat up the pastoruntil a few months later he takes your side.
- You go to a bingo hall and chant ecw ecw ecw or bingo just for the hellof it
- You say ass every time you get a interview.
- You add spikes to your football shoulder pads.
- You paint yourself like a crow and don't talk to anyone for a year.
- You know more about wrestlers than your own family.
- You wonder when max mini takes a bath if uses a life jacket.
- You give enemies the figure 4 leglock around a goal post.
- Your teacher asks you about the new world order and the four horsemen andinstead of answering historical facts you put up 4 fingers and then chopyour pelvis.
- You paint your face, talk about powers of the universe, run around theblock shaking fences before you have fight.
- When ever you see free willy you yell Paul Bearer.
- You think the Godwinns were in deliverance.
- You shave your head, grow a goatee, and give your boss the stunner becauseyou injure yourself on the job.
- Your boss says he has a job for you to do and you lie down waiting forhim/her to cover you for three seconds.
- During an episode of ER you chant we want blood, we want blood.
- You think about bodyslammng Santa Clause.
- You yell whooo before you talk to anyone.
- You call your best friend your cousin.
- You go to taco bell and order a los boricuas chili platter..
- You consider fighting in the school yard a steel cage match.
- You can only count to three.
- You think the movie Buddy is a biographical film on George Steele.
- You name you son Hulk and your daughter Madusa (or is the otherway around)
- You beat up Metermaids because they look like the big bossman
- You go to IHOP to see if Dusty Rhodes is in the pancake eatinghall of fame.
- You start whooooing for no reason at all.
- You communicate more with people on the net more than your own family.
- When you are sick you look up Dr. Harvey Wippleman.
- You remember when Paul Bearer only had a couple of chins.
- When you see a fat out of shape dumb guy with a beard and a 2x4 and youyell hooo.
- In the middle of the fight, you start to look to the crowd and start gruntingand yelling to generate some heat!
- You're watching a bar fight and someone gets cracked over the head witha chair, and you start chanting "ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
- You don't help your friend in a Bar fight Because you're a "FREE AGENT"
- You wear your big styrofoam Macho Man cowboy hat in public.
- You go to your little sisters softball game and start a "we want blood"chant.
- You get into a argument with a friend at work and challenge him to a losermust retire match.
- You're in a football game and before kicking off you strut across the fieldhoping the crowd will respond with "whooooooooo!"
- You fly down to your office in a helicopter, jump off wearing jeans andthe American flag, and bodyslam the fattest guy in the office...
- You watch kids playing at recess and if two get into a fight, you yell,"He's hardcore!"
- You can actually remember Sting's last public words
- You turn off the lights to go to bed, then immediately hide in the closetfor 5 minutes to make sure Kane doesn't get you.
- You give your boss the Stone Cold Stunner and expect not to get fired.
- When wearing your NWO t-shirt, you look up at the ceiling before enteringa room, to make sure Sting isn't waiting for you.
- You drove to Cleveland to find Cactus Jack in 1993.
- You figure you don't need to waste your time entering the contest to winAustin's truck since you went out and bought one just like it last week.
- You refer to yourself as "the show stopper"
- When a co-worker wins an award you thought you should have, you eithersteal theirs or you go out and have your own made
- You drive around to various softball fields looking for Sid.
- You want to break into the business by landing a part in the next WCWmini-movie.
- You call WCW asking for information on taking classes from Professor MikeTenay.
- You have no rhythm and don't know how to dance, so when you go to partiesyou get drunk and try to dance like Alex Wright or the Disco Inferno
- You carry an American flag with you everywhere you go
- You wear a mask to work
- You tell everyone who disagrees with you to "suck it".
- You demand that they play your entrance music when you come into a room.
Funny Quotes
>> "I think Haku's a Carnivore" - Jim Ross, Raw, Feb 5. 2001
>> "Have you ever been to Tonga? These people like to eat their own young." - Paul Heyman, Raw, Mar 5. 2001
>> "Be nice to me, or you wont get a future XFL franchise." - Vince McMahon, Raw, Feb 5. 2001
>> "Lets face it: Essa Rios stole Kurt Angle's t-shirt and sold it for tequila money" - Jerry Lawler, Raw, Feb 12. 2001
>> "I think you're a little bit jealous of Christian and myself. Is it because of the hair? Is it because of the teeth? Or is is because in Oklahoma, you just don't see teeth?" - Edge to J.R., Raw, Feb 19. 2001
>> "Such athleticism! These are the greatest athletes in the world!" - Ric Flair on DDP and Buff Bagwell, Nitro, Feb 26. 2001
>> "... he's getting bigger by the minute; THERE! look at him!" - Tazz, Raw, Feb 26. 2001
>> "How could the referee have missed that interference??" - Scott Hudson, Nitro, Mar 5. 2001
>> "JR: That has to be considered an upset (Eddie Guerrero and Jeff Hardy beat Edge & Christian)"
"Heyman: Yes, and quite frankly, I'm Upset!!" - Smackdown!, May 24. 2001
>> "Spike: I said, leave my girlfriend alone!!"
"Angle: What is this?? Saved By The Bell??" - Smackdown!, May 24. 2001
>> "I hope your questions are rhetorical J.R., as quite frankly, I have no answers!" - Paul Heyman, King Of The Ring, Jun. 24. 2001
>> "King Edge.. Wow, that REEKS of Royalty" - Edge, After Winning The King Of The Ring, King Of The Ring, Jun 24. 2001
>> "Austin is the luckiest man in New Jersey... he should go and buy a Lottery Ticket" - J.R., King Of The Ring, Jun 24. 2001
>> "He [Austin] had the luck Irish, even though the Irish.. aren't here!" - J.R., King Of The Ring, Jun 24. 2001
>> "Hey Billy [Gunn], you're a human vacuum cleaner: You manage to suck and blow at the same time!" - Edge, During His KOTR Coronation, Raw, Jun 25. 2001
>> "Steve, it's OK. I know he [Angle] is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!" - Vince McMahon, Raw, Jun 25. 2001
>> "Crash needs to stay on top of Molly... and I mean that in a fighting sense!" - Paul Heyman, Raw, July 2. 2001
>> "Austin: (Frustrated) So why'd he [Vince] leave?
Angle: (Nods at Debra) Your Wife
Austin: You got a point!" - Raw, July 2. 2001
>> "Let me open my Present. I'm not even sure what i got Myself!!" - Kurt Angle, Raw, July 9. 2001
>> "Holy Jurassic Park! I can't believe we just stumbled upon a living, breathing, Reek-a-saurus Rex!" - Christian to Lance Storm/Mike Awesome, Raw, July 16. 2001 [Credit: Lil Child]
>> "Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is Extreme!" - Kurt Angle, Raw, July 16. 2001
>> "I just wanted to come by and congratulate you on acquiring ECW. I guess we now know what those letters stand for: Every Customer Welcome!" - Chris Jericho to Stephanie, Raw, July 16. 2001
>> "ECW needs a beautiful blonde like Molly [Holly]. All it would take is a little liposuction and a whole lotta breast enhancement!" - Paul Heyman, Raw, July 16. 2001
>> "Now you're the Queen of Hardcore, but Movies don't Count!" - Chris Jericho to Stephanie, Raw, July 16. 2001 [Credit: Lil Child]
>> "Well, Chris, I would have rather you called her a disgusting, bottom-feedin, trashbag, tramp!!" - Vince McMahon to Jericho about Stephanie, Smackdown, July 19. 2001
>> Vince: "OK!! Now go out there and kick DDP's butt, Junior!!"
Jericho: "OK, Ju--- Senior!" - Smackdown, July 19. 2001
>> "Freak" - Kane, Smackdown, July 19. 2001
>> "I wanna know where that Green Mist comes from, er, well i know it comes from his mouth!" - J.R. about Tajiri, WWF Invasion, July 22. 2001
>> Trish: "What's going on here?"
Jeff Hardy: "Hey, she's got a paddle!" - Trish in response to Torrie Wilson flirting with Jeff, RAW, July 23. 2001
>> "Hey Booker T. Any relation to Mr. T?" - Christian, RAW, July 23. 2001
>> Christian: "So are you in?"
Angle: "Six man elimination table match with Booker T and The Dudleyz? You bet your sweet asses I'm in!"
Edge: "Did he just say sweet asses?" - Raw, July 23. 2001
>> Big Show: "You want some bitchcakes Billy? I mean crab cakes?"
Billy Gunn: "How about a milkshake and some hamburgers for that wonderful body?"
Big Show: "Hey, I've lost weight!"
Billy Gunn: "Well look behind you and you'll find it" - At WWF New York, Raw, July 23. 2001
>> "I pity the fool that goes through the table!" - Edge to Booker T/The Dudley Boyz, RAW, July 23. 2001
>> "This Stuff Is Tasty, When Did They Start Making It? [Beer]" - Kurt Angle to The APA, RAW, July 23. 2001
>> "Angle will SO TOTALLY beat Booker "Don't Call Me Mr." T" - Edge/Christian Talking About Angle vs Booker T WCW Title Match, Smackdown, July 26. 2001
>> "She shells she sells by the she sore. Se shells she sells by the she shore..." - Kanyon trying to say "She sells sea shells by the sea shore", Smackdown, July 26. 2001
>> "Thanks Stephanie, you're the breast... I mean best!" - Chris Jericho, Raw Is War, Aug 13. 2001
>> "Booker T is still the number 1 Sucka and Shane McMahon is still the number 1 silver spoon mother f*cker." - The Rock, Raw Is War, Aug 13. 2001
>> "Oh please, you have to come up with a better name than Spinaroonie, it sounds like something delicious Chef Boyardee would make" - Jim Ross, SummerSlam, Aug 19. 2001
>> "If the WWF gets wiped out by the Spinaroonie, then by god we deserve to be wiped out!" - Jim Ross, SummerSlam, Aug 19. 2001
>> "Hey! You might not be an Alliance guy, you are a WWF guy, but i LOVE THE GLASSES!" - Paul Heyman to Christian, Raw, Aug 27. 2001
>> "There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT" - Jerry Lawler. 2001
>> "Same Hurri-time, Same Hurri-station!" - The Hurricane (Shane Helms), Raw, August. 2001
>> "Christian! His parents waited nine months to call him Christian. My parents could have waited nine months to call me Jew!" - Paul Heyman, Raw, September 3. 2001
>> [Pat Paterson Proceeds To Remove His Shirt] "And Remember Guys, He's Single!" - Jim Ross, Raw, May 10 1999
>> (To The Tune Of Happy Birthday) "Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!" - The Rock, Raw, September 25 2001
>> Michael Cole: "Where did Shane, Booker T and Test come from???"
Paul Heyman: "From the Locker room, where did you think they came from???" - Smackdown, September 27 2001
>> Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: "I always say, 'Once is not enough'."
Rob Van Dam: "Yeah, I heard that about you." - Smackdown, September 27 2001
>> "I think Stephanie just ruined Rob Van Dam's chances of becoming the WCW title" - Jim Ross, Raw, September 24 2001
>> "Do you know who else is hot? My mom! My Mom's HOT!!!!!!" - Paul Heyman, Smackdown, October 4 2001
>> Al Snow: "Hey, now i know why Paul likes the City. I bought a watch for 10 bucks on the street today!"
Michael Cole: "It must've been from Paul's family" - Sunday Night HeAT, October 7 2001
>> "I never really like Christian, he has these little beady eyes, kind of like the worlds ugliest pretty person" - Kurt Angle, Raw, October 22 2001
>> "What has happened to our children? Our daughter is a man eater, and our son is a wuss!" - Linda McMahon, Raw, October 22 2001
>> "I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat, you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off!" - Undertaker to Kurt Angle, Smackdown, July 2000
>> "I think I'll go into the woods, find a woodchuck, and have him nnnnnniblle on my scrotum" - The Rock, Raw, November 2001 [Credit: Stephan Roche]
>> "By the time the Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it'll be WrestleMania 38!" - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, WrestleMania X-7, April 1st 2001
>> "[Harvey] Wippleman is indeed... a trend setter in fashion" "Mean Gene" Okerlund, WrestleMania X-7, April 1st 2001
>> Heenan: "Nikolai Volkov was the first Russian Cosmonaut, did you know that?"
Okerlund: "No, I didn't know that, are you sure its true?"
Heenan: "Well he didn't really go up, he was too scared", WrestleMania X-7, April 1st 2001
>> Okerlund: "And of course he moves like Carl Lewis"
Heenan: "Actually he moves more like Sherri Lewis", About the Iron Sheik, WrestleMania X-7, April 1st 2001
>> "Little People = Big Ratings" - Al Snow During His Campaign to be WWF Commish, February 2001
>> "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, We Want Commissioner Snow" - Al Snow During His Campaign to be WWF Commish, February 2001
>> "(Looking at Stacy Keibler) I think I'm experiencing personal growth!" - Jerry Lawler, December 2001
>> "We're on the only network whose corporate office is on wheels!" - Joey Styles, ECW on TNN, April 22 2000
>> "That is the biggest man (Viscera) that has ever been on top of Patterson" - Jim Ross, Raw, 2001
>> Jerry Lawler: "Our announcing table is wrecked."
Jim Ross: "And we're not even Spanish!" - Raw, 2001
>> Michael Cole: "I can't even see the action, a big cowboy hat is in my way."
Jim Ross: "There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you don't shut up." - Raw, 2001
>> "DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name." - Scott Steiner, SuperBrawl IX
>> "Not much upstairs, but what a staircase!!" - Jerry Lawler about Debra, Smackdown!, February 2001
>> "She's not your type! She's not inflatable." - Jerry Lawler to Michael Cole, Smackdown!, February 2001
>> "Your dad was on the road night after night + your mom was all alone... and you wonder why you and your brother look nothing alike?" - Chris Jericho to Dean Malenko, WWF TV, 2001
>> Billy Gunn: "The next time I see Shamrock, I'm gonna kick his ASS!!!!"
Jerry Lawler: "Well, you saw him a few minutes ago [in the ring], and you did nothing!!" - WWF TV, 2001
>> "I heard the Godwinns were at the mall and the power went out so they got stuck on the escalator for 2 hours!" - Jerry Lawler, WWF TV, 1998
>> Steven (William) Regal: "You know I could easily kick your ass, but last time I checked, my name was Steven Regal, not Elton John so I'll take the broads."
The Godfather: "I was surprised that you excepted the hoes, I heard England ain't nothing but a place full of fags!" - Raw, November 16, 1998
>> "50 camera shots to the head cannot compare to one heart to heart talk with Steve Blackman expounding the virtues of Quik Lime in the use of disposing of human remains!!" - Al Snow, Raw, July 17, 2000
>> "When Al wakes up, he's gonna be really really mad!" - Mick Foley, Raw, July 17, 2000
>> "We know that you can only have one question on your mind... DAD... and that is not, DID WE, but, HOW MANY TIME DID WE consummate the marriage!" - HHH about Stephanie to Vince McMahon, Raw: The Wedding (Test/Stephanie), December 1, 2000
>> "Look at those afros. I think I saw a bird fly out of that on... he thinks he's in the Mod Squad. You're on the 'Ho Train,' you moron." - Jerry Lawler to The Headbangers, Survivor Series, November 14, 1999
>> "Do your Rikishi impression. Drop your pants and dance." - Jerry Lawler to Jim Ross, Raw, March 27, 2000
>> "What the hell kind of family did I marry into?!?!" - HHH, Raw, March 27, 2000
>> "Talk about Silicon Valley!" - Jerry Lawler on Terri & Ivory vs. Kat & Jackie, Raw, May 1, 2000
>> "I like you better than my last partner. He had three personalities - and you have none!" - Al Snow to Steve Blackman, Raw, 2001
>> "...is she breathing?" - Matt Hardy concerned about Lita, Raw, December 17 2001
>> "I need a new Queen for my king size bed" - Jerry Lawler to Lita, Raw, December 2001
>> "I'm gonna beat you, because I was trained by Al Snow!" - Harvard Chris, Tough Enough 1, October 2001
>> "Right Now, Big Show wishes those trash cans were made out of chocolate, because he's going to be eating them!!!" - Jerry Lawler, Smackdown!, January 3rd 2002
>> "Ricky Martin?... Here?... Tonight?... Livin' La Vida Loca!" - Tajiri (Speaking in Broken English) to Torrie Wilson and The Big Show, RAW, January 7th 2002
>> "...29 other sumbitches that I gotta throw over the top. (Crowd: What?) Starting with one, (Crowd: What?) and another, (Crowd: What?) and another, (Crowd: What?).... How many sumbitches was that?" - Stone Cold Steve Austin to Michael Cole, RAW, January 7th 2002
>> "Hurri-Twin-Powers, ACTIVATE!!" - The Hurricane to Lance Storm, RAW, September 4th 2001
>> "Look how tough Dean Malenko is, J.R.: He shaved before coming out to the ring and already he has stubble!" - Jerry "The King" Lawler, WWF TV, 2001
>> King: "...and that's just terrible! How would you like it, J.R., if Jericho talked that way about your wife?!"
J.R.: "Well, quite obviously, I would be extremely upset."
*One Minute Later*
King: "...and that's why he's the Game, J.R. I mean, wouldn't you be mad if someone said that about your wife?!"
J.R.: "Again, yes, I'd be quite upset."
*One Minute Later*
King: "...and win back the title, but tonight's about revenge, for his wife, Stephanie. I can't believe he said those things, J.R. I imagine somebody saying something like that about your wife!"
J.R.: "[Irritated] Yes, King, I would be very, very upset, alright!?"
*One Minute Later*
King: "...and don't you think he'll forget what he said, J.R. Imagine if he said that about your wife! How would you feel?!"
J.R.: "Dammit, King, I said I wouldn't like it, for the 50th time!!! How would you like it if someone said that about one of your seven ex-wives?!"
King: "...*Pause* What are you talking about, J.R.? I've never been married." - Lawler/J.R. talking about Jericho disrespecting Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, WWF TV 2001
>> "J.R., if Kane wears a mask, how is it that the Rock's punches hurt him?" - Jerry "The King" Lawler, WWF TV, 2001
>> "[Screaming] Good Lord, and now Austin, Austin, with an elbow to the black heart of Triple H!!" - Jim Ross, WWF TV, 2002
>> Tazz: "[Talking to The Coach about Tough Enough 2] It'll be good to see Al Snow on TV again, now dat he's retired."
Coach: "[Laughing] He's not retired, Tazz!"
Tazz: "Yeah, dat's what "dey" told him, too!" - Tazz/J.R., Metal, 2002
>> Austin: "Debra, call the paramedics!"
Debra: "Do you think he'll (Stasiak) be alright?"
Austin: "I don't give a damn about him, I think I burned my mouth!" - Austin/Debra after Austin beat Shawn Stasiak for bringing him Coffee that was too hot, Smackdown!, 4th September 2001
>> "Dearly trailer park trash... We're gathered here tonight to celebrate the loss of the biggest, foul-mouthed, bear swilling, finger gesturing, piece of monkey crap that has ever graced God's green earth" - The Rock, in reference to Stone Cold Steve Austin, Raw Is War, April 1999
>> "Know your role and shut your mouth Michael Cole, 'cause the Rock is here to add a little class to the damn show. Take a look at the Rock's opponent. It looks like a big monkey came out here, got in the middle of the ring, took a crap, and out came Mankind's roody poo candy ass!" - The Rock, in reference to Mankind, St. Valentine's Day Massacre, February 1999
>> "That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard" - HHH, responding to Stephanie's request to renew their vows, Raw, February 3rd 2002
>> "There's gonna be a little Game" - Jerry Lawler, after Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley announces she is pregnant, Raw, February 3rd 2002
>> "I'm excited as a man can get without his clothes on" - Paul Heyman, about Angle vs. Benoit, WrestleMania X-7
>> "I'd like to give a special thanks, i mean the WWF went out of there way to name this PPV after me!" - Jerry Lawler, King Of The Ring, 2000
>> "Daddy's little single girl" - Jerry Lawler, Smackdown!, February 14th, 2002
>> JR: "I wonder what Grandmaster Sexay's parents think of him?"
Lawler: "I dunno, why don't you ask them" - King Of The Ring, 2000
>> JR: "What do you think Grandmaster would break if he busted a move?"
Lawler: "I dunno, wind?" - King Of The Ring, 2000
>> Lawler: "You like puppies don't you JR?"
JR: "Yeh I'm kinda like a dog lover"
Lawler: "Well I'm an equal opportunity animal lover. I like puppies, I like chicks and I love beavers!!" - Fully Loaded, 1999
>> "Which means-ah The Rock has to beat the Game-ah in the middle of the Ring-ah and he's got a two dollar slut for a Wife-ah!" - The Rock Talking About HHH, Armageddon, 2000
>> "You must look for the man who is simply electrifying. You must find the Rock. Oh..anybody but the Ro--Know your role and shut your mouth!" - The Rock Mocking Billy Gunn's Talk With God
>> "I am the baby game" - Kurt Angle Talking About Triple H's "Baby"
>> JR: "A vicious clothesline there. I guess we could call that a Chyna-line, or maybe not"
Heyman: "Lets go with maybe not" - WrestleMania X-7
>> Booker T's "Teacher": "Booker, what's two plus two?"
Booker T: "Thomas Jefferson, Sucka'!" - The Rock Imitating Booker T's Teacher and Booker T
>> "Hey! This isn't Singapore!" - Paul Heyman on Vince McMahon Caning Shane McMahon During Their Second Street Fight in October 2001
>> "Could you imagine Vince Sr. whipping little Vinnie around?" - Paul Heyman During That Same Street Fight
>> "The Alliance is all about warmth, good feelings, POSITIVE EXPERIENCES... isn't that right, SHANE?!" - Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley in October 2001
>> "Oh that's so untrue! That's so untrue! Not only do I have a strudel...I have the WHOLE DAMN BAKERY down there!" - Shane McMahon about his Genitals, October 2001
>> "...and C stands for Cookie, which is good enough for me!" - Shane McMahon, May, 2001
>> "I'm gonna grab the first two jugs I see!" - Kurt Angle, October 2001
>> "Even a 747 looks small going into the Grand Canyon!" - Triple H on Stephanie, February 2002
>> "Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle in a match against the man they call the Big Red Retard. And not that I have anything against retarded people because I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Champion, it's true, and I wish them well." - Kurt Angle
>> Tazz: "Ya know, ya gotta love these guys. Ya gotta love these two silly little ninja freakss. Especially what they did on my show last night, Sunday Night Heat, to Two Fools."
Taka: "Ho Tazz, Mr. Redhook, your words, they amuse me. Two fools, clever. By replacing the letter C with the letter F, you have completely changed their name and therefore it is funny! Ha ha ha. Well done my thug friend!"
>> JR: "I haven't heard anything new on the fact if Cactus Jack has four partners tonight"
Lawler: "You're not *going* to hear anything, J.R.!"
JR: "To take on the Game and four of the Game's friends."
Lawler: "Well, it's gonna be five-on-one! That'll be fun to watch! I can't wait to hear you call *that* one J.R.!"
>> Lawler: "Keep in mind, the Outlaws have already competed against each other earlier here tonight, as have Triple H and X-Pac!"
JR: "Well, don't cry for me Argentina! They'll get what they deserve! You reap what you sew in this world, King!"
Lawler: "What does that have to do with Argentina?"
>> "So lemme get this straight, you're concerned about what we did to someone else's wife? Aren't you the one who put your wife in a sanitarium, husband of the year?" - Triple H to Vince McMahon about what he and Stone Cold did to the Undertaker's Wife
>> "Ya know, everybody makes such a big deal here in Dallas about the JFK assassination. Was it a loan gun-man? Or was it some sort of conspiracy? It *so* doesn't make a difference! If JFK would have spent five more minutes in Dallas, he would've committed suicide anyway!" - Christian
>> "...not to mention our former tag-team champions lost their title after my good friend Christian got hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midget! I mean, enough is enough!" - Kurt Angle
>> "Do you wanna shake on it or just wanna hug?" - Kurt Angle to HHH
>> "Hey! What are you doing? You're wearing crazy ass sunglasses! Crazy ass sunglasses are my gimmick!" - Christian
>> Angle: "I was in the Cub Scouts, the Webbows, Boy Scouts, I did em all."
Austin: "What do you mean you did em all?"
>> "And this is the peoples chair, and the peoples table, and the peoples plant... and the peoples - whatever this thing is!" - Mankind, Halftime Heat
>> "How are the banana's Triple H Jr., what, they're that damn good" - Kurt Angle, to a Monkey Doll that he said was what Triple's Son would look like when it was Born, Smackdown, February 6th, 2002
>> [To The Tune Of 'Here Comes the Bride'] "Here comes the Test and the ho with the enormously large breast!" - The Rock About Stephanie McMahon
>> Vince: "I'm here to say a heart felt goodbye."
JR: "Impossible, you don't have a heart." - RAW, 18th March, 2002
>> "They Are Fighting Over Shampoo" - Jerry Lawler, WrestleMania X8
>> "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat" - Jesse Ventura
>> "I got married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Jerry Lawler
>> "If i were a girl, i'd marry me, but Triple H would be a close second" - Jerry Lawler
>> "The only thing I like about you is your name, cause it sounds almost like 'six-pack'" - Stone Cold to X-Pac
>> "I respect his courage... It's his stupidity I have to laugh at." - Jerry Lawler About X-Pac
>> "Hey Wolverine, where are the rest of the X-Men?" - Al Snow to Rico, Smackdown!, April 11, 2002
>> "And Outlaws, if you're not down with that, I got 13 words for ya, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood" - Mankind to Michael Cole, SummerSlam 1998
>> Grandmaster Sexay: "You know what they call a Japanese with a title?"
Jerry Lawler: "What?"
Sexay: "A theif!" - February, 1998
>> "Well if Big Bird and Spider Man were to get it on, you'd be their lesbian child!" - Booker T to Goldust, Raw, April 29, 2002
>> "First of all I'm a highly intelligent man, I've got glasses, don't I?" - Booker T, WrestleMania X-8 [Credit: Justyn]
>> Booker T: "I even won an award for my high school thesis on Einstein's theory on relatives"
Michael Cole: "You mean his theory on relativity?"
Booker T: "Shut up sucka, he had two theories" - WrestleMania X-8
>> "Molly [Holly]'s ass is so big, she must get fanmail from Rikishi!" - Jerry Lawler, RAW, June 10, 2002
>> "Wow Coach, you shrunk and got white!" - The Rock to Mark Lloyd, Smackdown, July 11, 2002
>> "You're right, he's Van Damaged right now" - Jerry Lawler about Rob Van Dam, RAW, July, 2002
>> Lawler: "So Molly, are you really a virgin?"
Molly Holly: "That's really none of your business."
Lawler: "I've never met a virgin before... i mean i've converted a few."
>> Lawler: "Bubba Ray is 294 pounds"
Ross: "Well i think he's closer to 300 pounds."
>> "Hey Rey, you don't know who you're messin with... Im a man and you're just a little boy, and i love to play with little boys! Wait a minute no no thats not what i meant!" - Kurt Angle to Rey Mysterio
>> Cole: "And Hell In A Cell tonight is gonna be a REAL treat!"
Tazz: "A treat? A treat is a lollipop, this match is gonna be off the charts!"
>> The Rock : "Admit it Coach , you like to stick microphones up cow's rectum"
Coach: "... Rock ... It was only one night ... I was drunk and ..."
The Rock: "Wo wo wo wo wo wo!!! The Rock was kidding! I was joking! And
now you admit that!?!?"
>> "What exactly is a Nature Boy? Do you like nature? Do you like boys?
... no don't answer that, don't answer that at all!" - Steve Austin to Ric Flair
>> "I trained hard (Crowd: WHAT??). I trained real hard (Crowd: WHAT??). I made push up (Crowd: WHAT??), sit up (Crowd: WHAT??). Ok i didnt really do the sit up..." - Steve Austin about training for the Royal Rumble
>> "They say that behind every great man, is a great woman. Austin is definately a great man, but i think you're the exception to the rule." - Vince to Debra
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